The Adult Double Entendree Thread....
 

Time for some light hearted adult style fun, with the daft playfulness and giggles that adult humour and double entendrees.... :evilgrin:

Let's try and get a conversational thread going with the inevitable fun going.

I'll start it off with....
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If you have one, what do you call your pussy? ;)

Let me tickle your pussy Pyr - what do you call her when purrs

Pussy is very selective in who she allows to tickle her.

what do I call her when she purrs?

errmm....... very lucky !! :cheer2:

Talking of purring things.. you're a motor man.... what's your engine size then?

small but well oiled!

Well oiled huh?? What lubricant do you prefer?

Take a look at my crankshaft - it may need work

I think the MG might have been better in 1969 - how is your motor doing wee pal?

Take more than the offer of a quick look to get me on my back to inspect under carriages!! :nono: :hugesmile:


69 is so over rated.

Motor sitting idle at the moment. In fact, given the Scottish climate, I think it might actually be getting wet? Must have a wee look !!! PSML

Is it raining up your end Pyr?

Actually....you'd have to go down

Geography isn't your strong point I see !! ;)

I see - you want that first! Demanding bitch!!!!

Ahh.... you like the passive type. Mmmm... !!! I see where you're coming from...

cuming from where you demanding bitch! I'm a quiet lad with a soft top

You don't have a hard helmet? :o Oh....... that's not good Clays, not good at all.

I do own a hard-top in black

Hard top needs shined - want to help pal?

Put your hard top away in the summer time do you.....

Not sure of black. I know what they say - but not sure it would float my boat!

Pyr - i'm just a softie for the summer - you can make it hard

Summer soft top.....been there,seen it, done it .

You forget, this is the experienced one you're talking to here. Pfft.....

I could give you a hard time... I am very good at doing that (or say it's said!!) :bigsmile:

:amazed: Do you two need a room:joker:

LOL

Room enough for three rhino. Ménage à trois if you prefer!!

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lol I'm so not good at flirting so I'll just back out of this thread :joker:

*guesses Scott doesn't know what double entendre means* :hugesmile:

Backing out....or backing up !!

it's not a flirt thread rhino... it's a wee light hearted fun thread based!