Honestly, Most Embarrassing Moment EVER.
 

Okay this happened to me like a week ago - but I was banned and couldn't come on here and I need to like vent or something.

The other night - I was like chilling at about 1AM watching all my recordings from the week as I do.

Now you see the first thing I do before I watch these long recordings, is I go onto the 4 Elite TV Channels and see what the world of Adult Television has to offer tonight - so I pick 2 Channels and record them.

That way after I watch my other shows, I go and watch my Elite TV Recordings, get me?

Yes so anyway, EastEnders finished and this was about 3AM and I went and watched Elite.

Now, the 2 Recordings were still recording - and the one I was currently watching was live - so I was sitting there, you know dick about to come out.

When I fall asleep.

At about 8AM my Mum comes downstairs and is like 'Patrick? Wake Up, You fell asleep again!' and I wake up, hand down my trousers and I look and Elite TV is still on!

My Mum is just standing there :shocked: and I'm all 'Uh, Okay - Er.' and stood up - WITH A BONER - and had to walk upstairs.


I woke up at 11AM again and remembered; I WAS RECORDING ELITE TV!

So I ran downstairs and no one was there and tried to watch the recordings, and she had put a pin on them - so she clearly seen them.

Now it's been one awkward week, I swear.
The strange thing is the pin is no longer there and I can still watch it.


But yes, Most Embarresing Moment Of My Life.
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she probably put the pin on then discussed it with all her friends and they probably told her it was normal for young boys and to take it off. sorry. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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how can you just fall asleep :laugh2:

Can't stop laughing at this :laugh2:

Or the awkward moment when you wake up on a School morning with a boner and cause you won't get out your bed, your Mum quickly grabs your covers off you so your totally exposed, had that experience many a time :blush:

My mum never comes in my room after 9pm or before I've got out of bed in the mornings.

OMG thats so embarrasing

i always wedge the door with paper now coz the handle doesnt work so it doesnt close properly

this was coz once when we was having the radiators checked my mum just told the guy to come up to my room so i wake up, my balls are hanging out of my boxers, my duvet has fell on the floor and i have a massive hard on and the guy is just in the corner of the room like *_*

-is cringing-

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Jesus Christ...

She's probably delighted you didn't turn out to be the mincy little faggot she thought you'd be.

I kid.

That was probably my Dad's reaction when he went through my History a few years ago tbf.

Cor I bet he gets well off to all that Waterloo Road fanfiction harhar ger'knowwhatImean?

Heres an idea - Watch it in your room. Not the living room :joker:

You have the internet you don't need Elite TV

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-remembers I'm a mincy little ****** :sad-