Even worse than a bit of a crisp being stuck between your teeth
 

...is having a bit of apple peel stuck between your teeth. DRIVING ME MAD.

any food stuck in your teeth is horrible, :bawling:

almost as bad as having a wad of semen dunked into your gin + tonic.

A piece of crisp going down the throat and scraping all the way down. :bawling:

A pube in the teeth is more annoying. :bored:

not quite as bad as being run over by a vengeful tarpaulin

I literally act like I'm having stroke when that happens to me.

I start banging the table and slapping people next to me and making a scene and afterwards I'm like 'My whole life just flashed before my eyes'.

all of these frivolities pale in comparison to the anguish that is: soggy tofu

how on earth did that get there?

global warming

i blame the parents

:laugh:

Sweetcorn in your teeth is so annoying.