Strange things you do
 

I put perfume on at night because i think it smells better the next day

I sit with my hand like half on and off my face. I never realized how retarded I looked till i was on webcam. i regret nothing

i often wiggle around to make myself comfy. it looks so bad but i stopped caring. im doing it now :evilgrin:

I walk on my toes cause im a freak of nature


I'll add more later cause i dont want to look too stange. Thats probably ironic though cause I did that like as soon as i got here, but oh well

watch everything with subtitles

talk to you

Say a little mantra type thing before I sleep

chew on my collar without noticing i'm doing it so nearly all my shirts have ****ed collars

:sad:

Play with clothes tags..thought I was the only one to do it but there's a hughe facebook page about it

Oh and I'm always messing with words and make up my own

Wash my hands after nearly everything I do/touch

I masturbate into my sisters socks.

I read Stu's posts

While she's wearing them?

Wash my phone and laptop with shower gel aswell

:joker:

I used to spit on my laptop monitor to clean it.

i do this too
lmfao!

I try but she always catches me.

I read Claudias posts....



No wonder I have odd dreams..

ROFL :joker: :joker:

I remember like 6 Years ago actually I ruined my Mum's phone one time - I like wanted to kiss up to her to get a game and decided to clean her phone screen so I sprayed this sh*t:

http://www.pamperskandoo.com/images/...e_bodywash.jpg

All over it and drowned it in it - and she was all pissed.

But it was only a crappy Nokia looking back.

thats actually really cute

Just to clarify - I have not had that dream

:laugh:

*Cuss my teeth like a black woman all the time even when I'm alone
*look at the sky/up for brief intervals when people are talking to me
*wash my hands all the time
*take one head phone out/leave it out when walking past people or on the bus
*salute a solitary magpie and say out loud 'Good morning Mr. Magpie'

:laugh2:

dance like i've been tasered