my new b1tch - sony vaio PC
 

my new bitch - vaio

on tuesday the 12 of july she was dropped,
that very same day her cherry was popped.
all in black and shineing,
i stayed up till late, we skipped dinneing.
noise is out the window,day or night is silent,
so far there's no lip, she's not vilolent.
very complexed, vaio capability is over powering,
she's powered by programes, they just keep flowering.
her buttons need to be pressed, they do intice,
every single one has been touched, and it feels so nice.
her draw dose open,but in i have not slided,
i am not worryed about H-I-V she wont leave me devided.
now the storage and her memory,
nothing passes vaio, its my theory.
so in all my new bitch is sweet,
she's top draw and so very neat.
a love affair, a romance, the Joe and vaio are rich,
this introduction is just for you, the Joe's new bitch.

(nnow the joe is thinking my new vaio is the best thing since sliced bread < sorry ladys lol )

This sounds dirty.

is sex with computers even legal

No-one cares hunni

The only thing you got right there is MADjoe.

You can catch viruses if you download the wrong stuff. :evilgrin:

So many spelling errors there. Dear God. :bawling:

niall has hit the nail on the head,
joe and spelling proves i am brain dead.
i can not spell to save my life,
in this poem the mistakes are rife.
but you all no me bye now and still condem,
i am thisisbigbrother.com flem.
i want ever go down well and to many judge,
but bigbrother 12 poems are reasons why i wont budge.
to see others is my tickle,
is proof in me being so thickle.
a laugh a joke i want to bring,
but more importantly i want a wife to give my ring.
so any ladys out there that want love poetry flowing,
then the joe you really need to get noing.



lol @ the joe < one nut case man lol