Likes that you actually like
 

I know most are annoying but some are quite good lol


"Going to the toilet and coming out with a new best mate"

"Going out for a quiet one and coming home with a ruined life"

"Going out for a quiet butterbeer and ending up in Azkabam"

Faking dead in the pool to see if anyone cares

Having no purpose in life after seeing the last Harry Potter.

- "I wasn't that drunk" Dude, u were QWOPing
- I Used To Harass "SmarterChild"
- Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth
- I CAN'T BELIEVE MADDIE MCCANN LOOKED LIKE THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL

Making bad chemistry jokes cus all the good ones argon

3 of my friends just joined that, and none of them are from here :suspect:

Crying over your keyboard as you 'like' all the Harry Potter pages

:suspect:

"I wasn't drunk" DUDE you threw my hampster and shouted Go Pikachu!

I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to ****ing please you.

Reading a status and thinking "God, you're full of ****!".

One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face.

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead!

17 years later and I'm still pissed that Mufasa died. Screw you Scar!

facebook is ****

Because you have no friends :( :joker:

-reports-

and i had 69 friends when i had fb tyvm and i knew them all irl :hmph:

:laugh3:

+1

ty harry -links and struts out of thread-

Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard

Going out for a butterbeer and getting absolutely philosopher stoned

'Masturbating in the toilets of KFC whilst crying about how fat you are'

i dun get that one

oh i read that wrong

My newest find...

Putting self raising flour on orphans

:laugh2:

'Washing your best tracksuit for your big moment on Jeremy Kyle'

'Getting a cat because no one else will love you'

OMG :laugh3: