I've just auditioned for BGT!
 

:amazed:

It means I've got to be a sexy aerial balloon artist, but it's probably worth it. :p

What is an aerial ballon artist?

ohhhhhhhhh interesting

Anyone can do it, just go onto the 'Apply for the show' bit on the website and say you eat Piers Morgan-lookalikes whilst dancing to MC Hammer - you don't have to attend the audition. :p

:thumbs:

:suspect:

You should go on and just be sexy.

Strip or something. I bet you get through with Hoff and Michael judging