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SoBig 18-08-2011 06:47 AM

Texas 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed'
 
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GALVESTON, Texas – A Texas man was behind bars Monday after breaking into a stranger's apartment and biting her neck, claiming he was a 500-year-old vampire who "needed to feed," the Houston Chronicle reported.

Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, is being held on a charge of burglary with intent to commit assault after the incident, which occurred early Saturday in Galveston, Texas, about 50 miles southeast of Houston.

Wearing only boxer shorts, Bensley forced his way into the apartment of a woman he did not know and made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting his victim in her bed, officers told the paper.

The woman managed to get away and call police, who found Bensley in the parking lot of the apartment complex.

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the Chronicle. "He said he needed to feed."

Bensley also told police, "I'm a vampire and I've been alive for over 500 years," according to Erickson.

Emergency medical personnel said the suspect did not appear to be under the influence of drugs. Authorities accordingly placed a mental health hold on Bensley and set his bond at $40,000, the paper reported.

The woman, meanwhile, suffered minor injuries, according to KTRK-TV.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/16...eeded-to-feed/
:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

Marc 18-08-2011 07:02 AM

:joker: what the hell!!?

What a loon!

Saph 18-08-2011 09:07 AM

lool "needed to feed" ;D

Niall 18-08-2011 09:11 AM

:laugh3:

Ammi 18-08-2011 09:12 AM

If he's a vampire, prison wont hold him:nono:

Lee. 18-08-2011 09:59 AM

Does anybody else feel strangely exited by the fact that vampires maybe DO exist?? :amazed:

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 4477225)
Does anybody else feel strangely exited by the fact that vampires maybe DO exist?? :amazed:


Hey, whats with the 'maybe':wink:

Lee. 18-08-2011 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4477229)
Hey, whats with the 'maybe':wink:

Yeah, you're right! This just proves what I've been saying for ages!

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:06 AM

This thread should be merged with the 'steaks' thread

Shaun 18-08-2011 10:06 AM

-thinks he's kinda hot- :blush:

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 4477239)
Yeah, you're right! This just proves what I've been saying for ages!

....and they all look like Damien, don't you forget it:hmph:

*so want's to be bitten*

Lee. 18-08-2011 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4477248)
....and they all look like Damien, don't you forget it:hmph:

*so want's to be bitten*

same :sad:

Crimson Dynamo 18-08-2011 10:14 AM

Hopefully the judge will be "too long in the tooth" to buy that defense

Josy 18-08-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4477244)
This thread should be merged with the 'steaks' thread

:joker:

Livia 18-08-2011 10:15 AM

What a monumental cock.

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 4477270)
Hopefully the judge will be "too long in the tooth" to buy that defense

Hahaha he could be a pain in the neck........boom boom

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:32 AM

Haha, just had a thought, was it a case of a crush on the girl 'necks-door' maybe
-I bore myself sometimes:rolleyes:-

Suze 18-08-2011 10:52 AM

He broke into her apartment :conf: Doesn't he know Vampire rules and that he needs an invite :nono:

Shaun 18-08-2011 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4477313)
Haha, just had a thought, was it a case of a crush on the girl 'necks-door' maybe
-I bore myself sometimes:rolleyes:-

oh ammi, these jokes are going straight for the jugular...

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Suze (Post 4477360)
He broke into her apartment :conf: Doesn't he know Vampire rules and that he needs an invite :nono:

He was ok, her apartment was in the Vampire State Building:wink:

Ammi 18-08-2011 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4477363)
oh ammi, these jokes are going straight for the jugular...

I know, I'll stop now, am off to cook myself a fangfurter........

Ammi 18-08-2011 11:18 AM

Turn your T.V.'s onto ITV This Morning - there are two zombies on:hugesmile:


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