Funniest Big Brother quotes
 

Ashleen to Niki Graham "You better know Yourself, little girl!" :laugh3:

Derrik about kamal's walking "theres more mince in that walk than there is in the freezer" psml

it was "you better know your self little girl"
lol

Thanks, i better edit that to "You better know Yourself, little girl!"

Everything Jackie Stallone said.

Stolen shamelessly from DS:


Jackies Big entrance...
Brigette- Oh my god Jackie!
" Yeah, Jackie!"

"I thought I was comeing to a mansion with interlectuals, what could I possibly learn from 1 of these people?
"They're a bunch of nobodys!"

I thought Madonna would be here, she lives in england I was sure she'd show up!

After being refused wine in the diary room...
Bigbrother has listened to your reuqest
"Well bigbrother can Kiss my ass! I hope he listens to that!"

After being given wine in the diary room...
" I have to share this with them?"

John- Just do something!You can't be so pathetic all your life, surely
Jackie- Ok i'll start by copying you! What are you doing, sitting in a chair? I'll join you.

John- You want toast you bloody get up and make it yourself!
Jackie-I wasn't asking you! Youd be the last one I'd ask! I'll ask this kid,what is this cute little kids name again?
Kenzie-The cute little kid apparently
Jackie- I've never suffered do much in my life!


Talking about john mcruick "He looks like a seedy homeless victim"

John- If you hadn't have been here I would've been voted out!
Jackie -Well i've got news for you, If I'd known you were going to be here I wouldnt have shown up.

Talking about her bigbrother experience.....
Do I have any fond memorys?*Pauses* Frankly No!