CBB 2011 Quotes Thread
 

Heard any good'uns yet?


Kerry - '****-a-duck' made me laugh, never heard that anywhere before :joker:

jedward(one of them) whats a essex boy ?

shame we cant get more and will rely on clips and HLs haha.

tara reid - "whats a tithead"

Amy: I think she sort of owns the house of commons

Paddy: "You're a woman, you have you your Woman's Own, your woman's magazines'

i only watched the first hour

but i liked tara saying "the door wouldn't open" story over and over

Kerry: "its a bit **** isnt it"

Kerry: "Its in my contract, you're not allowed to touch me"

"**** a duck"

Can't remember it exactly but Amy said "Jedward are great aren't they" or something like that and Paddy just goes "I wanna drown them" :joker:

:love:

That was brilliant :laugh2:

Amy in the sauna.. "ugh, bogies in my nose."

'My vag ain't been on that babe' - Amy to Jedward

"WOMAN" - Paddy.

"Guys I'm scared because my pants are kinda wet" - A jedward to Amy in bed.

'I don't like peppa pig, i think she's well stuck up' -Kerry WTF!

Amy - My fadge hasnt been on it babe

:laugh3:

I love "my vag aint been on that babe" the most :D

I wonder when someone will delude themselves and put something said by Bobby on here :idc:

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Bobby - "............................................"

Edward *pushes patric off of john's bed * "get the hell of john":laugh3:

Big Brother: "Housemates, you have voted Jedward as the biggest divas in the house"
One half of Jedward: "I farted"

WTF :D


Amy: We're gonna learn so much out of her, you know that? :D

I found this one funny last night :D

Darryn: I didn't think it was appropiate to go into the toilet when a girls in there crying (something like that)
Sally: Well Paddy did
Paddy: Eh? I didn't go into no toilet