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Stu 09-09-2011 04:46 PM

Guts - A story about masturbation.
 
*NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED*

Knew that title would get your attention. Anyway :

Okay so talking about Mr. Chuck Palahniuk [Fight Club author] got me to looking him up and I discovered this. It's a short story he reads at various book tours and events that has to date caused about 80 people to pass out at it's readings.

I haven't listened to it yet. I'll be the first to admit I'm not made of steel with this stuff. If it was printed word it might be easier.



Anyone want to give it a shot and report back the damage?

Roy Mars III 09-09-2011 04:52 PM

I've read it, it's in his book Haunted. It's pretty bad. I'm not usually disgusted or scared by things I read, but this did it for me. It's probably worse listening to it, so I don't know if I can brave it again.

Ryan. 09-09-2011 04:53 PM

It only makes you pass out if you are stupid enough to hold your breath for 21 minutes.

Stu 09-09-2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan. (Post 4543533)
It only makes you pass out if you are stupid enough to hold your breath for 21 minutes.

Nobody is expected to hold their breath for twenty one minutes. He only says that to set the atmosphere. I would have thought that was fairly obvious.

Looking around the internet most people who passed out certainly didn't have it happen from holding their breath.

Pyramid* 09-09-2011 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan. (Post 4543533)
It only makes you pass out if you are stupid enough to hold your breath for 21 minutes.


:laugh3::laugh3:

Ryan. 09-09-2011 04:59 PM

Well I'm eight minutes in and it's not that bad. Maybe I've been scarred from various "shock sites"

Stu 09-09-2011 05:02 PM

Maybe you're just well hard.

lostalex 09-09-2011 05:04 PM

As the French would say "who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?" lol

Ryan. 09-09-2011 05:04 PM

Haha I wish, turns out I've read it on tumblr.

Probably ruined the shock for me :/

Pyramid* 09-09-2011 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan. (Post 4543557)
Well I'm eight minutes in and it's not that bad. Maybe I've been scarred from various "shock sites"

I lasted about 4mins before I got bored......

wonder if it will scare the pants off the young members - perhaps that might be the target audience it will appeal to?

Smithy 09-09-2011 05:09 PM

what's it about :suspect:

Stu 09-09-2011 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4543589)
I lasted about 4mins before I got bored......

wonder if it will scare the pants off the young members - perhaps that might be the target audience it will appeal to?

I guess. After all it's the same genius behind the Mr. Men phenomenon.

Smithy 09-09-2011 05:12 PM

I cba listening to it all, so i read about it

ewwww

lostalex 09-09-2011 05:18 PM

It reminds me of the time my parents found my childhood teddy bear and found that i'd cut a hole into it. things were never the same after that...

Pyramid* 09-09-2011 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 4543631)
It reminds me of the time my parents found my childhood teddy bear and found that i'd cut a hole into it. things were never the same after that...

:D

for you or your parents!!!!

MTVN 09-09-2011 05:31 PM

Deleted some posts in here, enough of the arguing please

Boothy 09-09-2011 10:50 PM

15 minutes in. It's not nice but I don't think I'll faint.


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