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Smithy 17-09-2011 06:28 PM
I hate Nazis because I hate my life
 

It makes it seem like i'm a nazi :sad:


what's yours?

Chuck 17-09-2011 06:30 PM
I ****ed a robot because I smoked crack.

I wish

Smithy 17-09-2011 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck.pass (Post 4569836)
I ****ed a robot because I smoked crack.

I wish
:joker::joker:

Lee. 17-09-2011 06:31 PM
I hate an egg because my friends told me to do it.

CaraRawr 17-09-2011 06:32 PM
I took a crap on your mom cause I'm sexy.

Marc 17-09-2011 06:32 PM
I ran naked with a dog because i hate my life.

I like dogs though. And I like being naked :suspect:

Vladimir 17-09-2011 06:33 PM
I did a blowjob to an egg because I stink.

Roy Mars III 17-09-2011 06:33 PM
I shot a vacuum cleaner because I hate my life.

Jack_ 17-09-2011 06:33 PM
I need a jew because I'm gay.

Locke. 17-09-2011 06:34 PM
I fucked a lesbian because I'm sexy

Couldn't have came up with a truer sentence if it tried

Benjamin 17-09-2011 06:34 PM
I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm gay. :suspect:

Chuck 17-09-2011 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir (Post 4569850)
I did a blowjob to an egg because I stink.
:laugh2:

CharlieO 17-09-2011 06:36 PM
I shot a travesty because I hate my life.

Lee. 17-09-2011 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4569857)
I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm gay. :suspect:
Oh yay! About time somebody did.

Chuck 17-09-2011 06:38 PM
So many people are wearing blue. D:

Jordan. 17-09-2011 06:39 PM
I killed Madonna [:amazed:] because i'm sexy

CharlieO 17-09-2011 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4569857)
I killed Barney the dinosaur because I'm gay. :suspect:
Your wearing a yellow t-shirt. Way to make it obvious mate. :rolleyes:

Smithy 17-09-2011 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CharlieO (Post 4569876)
Your wearing a yellow t-shirt. Way to make it obvious mate. :rolleyes:
-was also thinking this-

Doogle 17-09-2011 06:43 PM
I killed a cookie jar because I stink

Vicky. 17-09-2011 07:11 PM
I hate an egg because my friends told me to do it D:

GypsyGoth 17-09-2011 07:12 PM
I did a blowjob to a piece of **** because I'm sexy :sad:

Harry! 17-09-2011 07:13 PM
I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I was horny :/

CharlieO 17-09-2011 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry! (Post 4570003)
I did a blowjob to a prostitute because I was horny :/
Was it before 9 pm? You can't eat after 9, Harry. D:

Shaun 17-09-2011 07:15 PM
THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS, WHEN WILL TiBB GET THIS!?

I hate a piece of shit because I'm sexy.

Shaun 17-09-2011 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 4569854)
I need a jew because I'm gay.
-puts you in touch with Stephen Fry or Simon Amstell-


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