The Seven Stages of Man
 

First level, we have Aden, early form of man, bragging and boasting of his exploits to anyone who might listen. Sexual prowess being the accomplishment to read him by.

After that, the earth evolved and women were introduced - ie Anton started bragging too and proved that Aden was nothing but talk - and with this is brought the dumb blonde - Maisy of course, further proving Aden just knew how to talk but Anton might have actually performed at some point....it is important that we state here that Anton can only claim a lower lifeform as a conquest.

Third Stage - Jay - performance is possible but not neccessarily emotional - nevertheless happily populating the earth.

Fourth Stage - Unfortunately Jay got carried away so man needed Tom to go forth and multiply, without the multiply - so we all just co existed, and earth just did **** all for a loooooong long time

Fifth stage - man on earth awoke like strutting peacock - cheeky chappies were expected not only to sex their women, but entertain them too - unfortunately Mark was representative of this so we got laughter but not alot of performance, hence little evolution

Sixth stage - Aaron (commonly known now as the clucking hen)- a little like Jay and Mark combined, entertainment + performance doesnt always = satisfaction, plus he's a little like an old maryanne

Seventh Stage - Harry - the ultimate Man - confident enought to perform, entertain, and spread his seed thrughout the earth far enough to make sure evolution and entertainment continues.

Shame he doesnt have a cock like aaron tho:devil:

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