Careful Sam you get someones boob out- shocking story
 

Sam has been very nice to everyone in the House so far, repeatedly telling them they're "amazing," and so forth. But he almost ruined all the good work today - by stabbing Lea through the heart.

And hey, we're not even joking. The busty blonde got a nasty surprise when she almost walked into a razor-sharp carving knife Sam was brandishing in the kitchen in a dangerous fashion.

"*********** hell, Sam!" she shrieked in terror as the blade came perilously close to her (admittedly prominent) left breast.

"Sorry," said Sam sheepishly, as the sunlight glistened off the lethal cutlery. Lea then stormed off into the garden, fuming: "Sam nearly just ********** stabbed me!"

"Don't you ever hold a knife like that in this House again," she yelled back at the shell-shocked Scot, who was gingerly chopping vegetables.

"I just got the fright of my life," he whimpered to Grace. "I was holding the knife out and Lea walked into me. I'm still shaking."

"No, I'm shaking mate, that could have gone straight through my tit," barked the returning Lea. "We're talking about 70 grands worth of tits here, ********** hell!"

Clearly concerned about a potential bursting disaster, Lea went back out and showed Aisleyne her "scratch", with the fellow blonde advising her to "protect those babylons".

Sam opted to eat some fruit, saying: "This apple is amazing, do you want to try a bit Grace?" But the recommendation was ignored as the dancer unpeeled a banana.

C'mon Grace, there's nothing to be scared of...
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Jesus...thats a frightening story....the poor HM could of been drowned in Lea's silicone :blush2:

i'm sorry she did'nt pop them, they are scary.

amazing . ... Sam is murdering that word

Just shows dont get a boob job to big and walk through a small space :spin:

And........"oh my god"....!!!!

Good job Lea didnt get stabbed, it could have ended the show if she had been :shocked:

did you see the clip on Russell's prog last night, Nikky was taking the piss out of her ... and got caught out.. Ooops!
that'll be on tonights 9pm show.

Oooh, we get to see Sezer kicked out AGAIN .. Yayyyyy!!!!

ha ha .. but the "OMG" gets me diving in front of the live stream thinking Marco is back

Knives shouldnt be allowed in that house they should have plastic cutlery like primary school children come to think of it I think they have real cutlery lol

i hav jus watched it
it not like she ment it
lea over reacted i think
even though lea dig kind of say it was her fault

It was totally innocent, careless, but innocent, I think Lea humiliated Sam by having a little go at her

that y people want her out
but i will give her a bit longer