Louise and Jay...the Conversations...
 

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy

I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaarse


I ADORE u Jay


ur gargeous inside nd oooout


I just love ya Jay

aye man I thunk ur reet sexy


I ADORE u Jay

u got a reet sexy aaaare

U are right up my street (Im sure this is not a euphenism)

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

lol at the above...........i think this is the longest convo they have had......may be tonight they will be discussing WAR AND PEACE and the current economical situation of the world today......................

They have conversations? :conf:

Justin Waggot: Grunt, grunt
Loo: Uhhh
Justin Waggot: Grunt, uhh, grunt
Loo: Uhhhh

*Justin grabs Loo by her hair and drags her across lawn to his makeshift cave.*

:D

and when they lose the fine art of conversation: neaderthal man resorts to puncturing his skin, and writing very small words - usually no more than 3 letters long, on the cave wall.

:joker:

Jay must be the most Vulgar unhygienic man/boy there has ever been in BB.

Pooping in the freezer, telling Mark it was OK to wee in the sink. etc etc etc

Louise is like the pretty girl who hangs around with the playground bully, until someone beats him up, for now she is happy to be 1001, and she is welcome.:xyxwave:

Jay: "I love you, Loo!
Louise: "I've just trumped!"

i love a good trump me ! lol

meanwhile Faye and Aaron are in the smoking area.
"Aaroon why yer nut terking ta me"?
"What do you mean?"

"Yer haven't terked ter me all day."

Aaron sighs and looks at the sky."I can't talk and make faces at the same time,I thought you'd be able to understand that."Gets up and walks back into the house leaving Faye on her own.

In Jay's world...... Jay considers farting to be foreplay.

No wonder he's got through so many women.....no one in their right minds would stay!

I hope people from outside the UK don't think they're the representation of 20 somethings in our country :joker:

What on earth has this thread to do with Aaron and Faye? :conf: You may dislike Aaron, but can't you at least manage to stay on topic?

I don't read anything in my thread that I said I dislike Aaron.

[QUOTE=Pyramid*;4679072]In Jay's world...... Jay considers farting to be foreplay.

Forgive us Father - we have sinned
Yes - me and Loo are full of wind
It's all we have in common so
We do it everywhere we go
Might we not be the perfect pair
When both both of us come up for air?

[QUOTE=mr rochester;4679125]:joker::joker::dance:

lol! it really is cringe when they talk or rather when they try but can't find anything to say other than what's in the op time after time again! they really haven't got a clue how they're making themselves look.

No, but it had nothing to do with Jay and Louise and their conversations, I think that was more the point.

:devil: I like it!! :D

lol briliant

i dont know whos more dull j or loooo

Aye! to close to call isn't it :laugh3:

They have so little in common that they have nothing to speak about.

how much do either of them know about the other one - that very few (or no one) else in the house, wouldn't know about them.

Not a thing.

It's all the fauxmance - for airtme and in a desperate bid not to be kicked out of the house.

sooner the pair of them get shown the door, the better.

surely you mean "Way Aye Man.....like"



:joker:

They are useless...

Least when Aaron/Faye are together they can have a decent conversation.

Louise is too stupid to realise not everybody loves Jay though and think's she can gain a personality from him.

I am actually quite impressed that they manage to string more than two words together without either of their brains imploding from the strain

reet I need some grub....

I ADORE you Jay

firstly tho I need to shave me aaarse

I just love Ya Jay

Reet Im off for a dump as well while Im at it, will i get more airtime in the toilet with the door open or Freezer with the door shut?


Oh Jay Im going to Trump, Im so normal me, I cant get over myself


Well thats decided then, Im off to the kitchen sink for a wee,

I ADORE u, hang on I must see if any cameras are on us


aye man they are, reet on us, lets do some moaning and moving under the covers


I feel so normal me and I just ADORE you, ooooo.........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...oooooooooooooooo.. ..ahhhhhhhhhhh




and on and on and on

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

:D

As long as their brains implode.... that's fine, means they keep their sh*t to themselves.