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armand.kay 30-10-2011 01:43 AM
What will be the next "romantic" thing jay will do.
 
Im guessing he will shove her head down the toilet or something like that...very romantic! :hugesmile:

snookered 30-10-2011 01:45 AM
Jay for Loo.

In brown.

InOne 30-10-2011 01:47 AM
**** in her mouth

Vicky. 30-10-2011 01:49 AM
Serve her up a lovely bowl of jays special mixture for breakfast.

Ingredients include s**t, s**t and s**t

Louise will say its the most perfect meal shes ever had, and the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for her. He will top this off by farting in her face. Several times.

GypsyGoth 30-10-2011 01:51 AM
:laugh2:

armand.kay 30-10-2011 01:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4701721)
Serve her up a lovely bowl of jays special mixture for breakfast.

Ingredients include s**t, s**t and s**t

Louise will say its the most perfect meal shes ever had, and the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for her. He will top this off by farting in her face. Several times.
When I said romantic I don't mean that romantic:shocked:

Jords 30-10-2011 01:24 AM
Nice helping of **** on ****.

Vicky. 30-10-2011 01:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 4701753)
When I said romantic I don't mean that romantic:shocked:
Yeah, shouldnt peak too soon. Keep that one for the honeymoon :laugh:

armand.kay 30-10-2011 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4701769)
Yeah, shouldnt peak too soon. Keep that one for the honeymoon :laugh:
Or for when there well mannered children are gone to private school :hugesmile:

crocs 30-10-2011 05:40 AM
I feel so awful now since I said Faye should have gone and that I'd rather see Jay in the house. I correct it, I want Faye and Jay out at the same time. But for different reasons. Jay's manners are disgusting and Faye's whining is unbearable.

Edit: But what on earth is wrong with Louise and her notions of being romantic?!

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 30-10-2011 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crocs (Post 4701898)

Edit: But what on earth is wrong with Louise and her notions of being romantic?!
she'll do anything to ride on his wave of popularity. If got boos she would've stopped her nonsense.
I thought she was one of the decent ones at the beginning.When she said these are not my kind of people I should've guessed that she meant her usual kind of people are chimpanzees that **** and sniff their farts all day long. :shocked:

Jays next romantic thing will be asking louise to keep her mouth open as he farts into her mouth. :blush2:

Ammi 30-10-2011 08:54 AM
..he'll sh*t in a glass and tell her he's concocted a special cocktail for her....she of course will love it...braindead cow

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 30-10-2011 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4701990)
..he'll sh*t in a glass and tell her he's concocted a special cocktail for her....she of course will love it...braindead cow
a guy, a girl and a cup :shocked:

exoticrosebud 30-10-2011 09:02 AM
im wondering if by now she actually realises she is saying it !! I cant believe that she is for real....and more to the point i cant even believe he actually did that on the pillow...made me feel so ill i had to turn off tv.! i really cant watch anymore of his disgusting antics...im not a prude or anything but he really is so vile.....

Ammi 30-10-2011 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 4702001)
a guy, a girl and a cup :shocked:
yes..have you ever seen anything so cute before in your life...fairytale stuff...oops, better not mention tales...don't want to get him too excited...

crocs 30-10-2011 09:33 AM
"I'm normal, I am." Yes, you better keep on telling us that, Louise.

Pyramid* 30-10-2011 09:37 AM
"Loo, close yer eyes dahlin and open yer moooth wide .....ah'v got a wee present fur ya Pet, made it maasel like "

(as Jay crouches over Louise's face, in sitting position, arsehole directly on target............).

:shocked:

:D

:blush2:

Kazanne 30-10-2011 09:38 AM
I am SURE if someone dumped on a plate and dared Jay to eat it,he would!!

waterhog 30-10-2011 10:13 AM
i think you are all being a bit nasty to these 2 jaylou <

can you not see she is smitten, i mean if someone would whipe there bottom all over your pillows - if thats not love i dont no what is lol

i think it has something to do with the people BB picked this year < they were going for controversial people but they have clearly shown us they dont have a brain cell between them.

lets hope BB learn from this < as its as bad as the deadwood bore on just before.

exoticrosebud 30-10-2011 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4702098)
"Loo, close yer eyes dahlin and open yer moooth wide .....ah'v got a wee present fur ya Pet, made it maasel like "

(as Jay crouches over Louise's face, in sitting position, arsehole directly on target............).

:shocked:

:D

:blush2:
ooohhhhhhhhhhhh big brova..that was propa romantic lyke...most romantic thing anyones eva done for me..its so normal big brova - i adore it.....feels all gooey....(errr the emotions that is lol)...:xyxwave:

Pyramid* 30-10-2011 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by exoticrosebud (Post 4702305)
ooohhhhhhhhhhhh big brova..that was propa romantic lyke...most romantic thing anyones eva done for me..its so normal big brova - i adore it.....feels all gooey....(errr the emotions that is lol)...:xyxwave:

"Annnn ah can taste him Big Brova, I really really can.

You know, proper taste him inside me mouth, I can Big Brover, I really can, you know what ah mean. I adore him, I really do, 'ees just so romantic Big Brova"

:devil:

Pyramid* 30-10-2011 11:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madJOE (Post 4702186)
i think you are all being a bit nasty to these 2 jaylou <

can you not see she is smitten, i mean if someone would whipe there bottom all over your pillows - if thats not love i dont no what is lol

i think it has something to do with the people BB picked this year < they were going for controversial people but they have clearly shown us they dont have a brain cell between them.

lets hope BB learn from this < as its as bad as the deadwood bore on just before.

Smitten, Shi*tten....it's all the same.

:D

exoticrosebud 30-10-2011 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4702316)
"Annnn ah can taste him Big Brova, I really really can.

You know, proper taste him inside me mouth, I can Big Brover, I really can, you know what ah mean. I adore him, I really do, 'ees just so romantic Big Brova"

:devil:

So Louise...how are you today? Let us get this right - you really adore Jay...do you need a tissue louise..you are dribbling quite a bit there.....have you been eating chocolate Louise.....?? We dont remember that being your task. Big Brother gave Alex the chocolate task - we are very displeased with you Louise !

Pyramid* 30-10-2011 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by exoticrosebud (Post 4702325)
So Louise...how are you today? Let us get this right - you really adore Jay...do you need a tissue louise..you are dribbling quite a bit there.....have you been eating chocolate Louise.....?? We dont remember that being your task. Big Brother gave Alex the chocolate task - we are very displeased with you Louise !
LOL

She'll not need any hair mousse or hair setting sprays if this malarky continues !! :shocked:

:D

fruit_cake 30-10-2011 11:18 AM
I think he's bullying Louise tbh, but this thread is funny.


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