Housemates After Big Brother
 

In order to put some fun back into this forum I thought it might be
nice to come up with some ideas of what housemates could do after
the show finishes. Here are my ideas.

Alex
will become the spokes person for a Spray Tan company
and also launch Spray Tan Barbie

Aden
will release a RAP album but sadly not even his own Mum will buy it


Rebeckah
Will become new host of "Tool Academy" to torture horrible men


Maisey
Will get her dream job becomming a CBBC presenter


Heaven
Will become a police interrigator, torturing victims with her spiritual beliefs until they crack.


Mark
Bicicle rack....(need I say more)


Anton
Will star on Eastenders as a love child of Peggy Mitchell.
He will be the new bad guy Mitchell brother.


Harry
Will continue to wear that fox costume in Foxy Bingo commericals


Jemma
Will try many things.... but then decide, that enough..... and walk


Tashie
Will star in the TV revival of Baywatch co-staring her new BFF Pamela Anderson


Tom
Will become a professional wrestler 'The Ankle Biter' and become the main foe to Darcy Steel


Aaron
After winning Big Brother, will flex his dancing skills on Strictly Come Dancing


Jay
Will star in a series of commericals for arse shaving products


Faye
Will go back to being a wrestler will decide to compete against 10 year olds .... in order to get a decent chance at winning


Louise
Apart from becoming a super model she will also discover a new way of producing renewable energy from farts

:joker:

Nice to see some humour. Well done.

additional...

Harry
will write a book '101 banana recipes'

Jemma
will write a book '101 ways to piss off your sister'