Things I am forced to admire in the final 5
 

Louise: Her natural blandness yet niceness being both her best and worst feature.

Jay: His total lack of self-consciousness regarding his revolting and vulgar remarks. He has nice eyes.

Tom: He has lovely dark wavy hair - I believe him to be a secret love child of David Essex (with only his mother’s looks though, clearly).

Alex: She is a shining testament to the adage ‘looks aren’t everything’.

Aaron: He’s played people like a job lot of cheap fiddles.