Ho would you change big brother?
 

How about these changes:

1. No eviction crowd
2. No contact with outside world
3. 18 housemates at the start - someone always walks
4. Wider age range
5. No more morons
6. More intelligent tasks
7. Sex room without cameras
8. No nominations discussions
9. Games to occupy housemates such as cards & pool.
10. Washing machine
11. 3 strikes and you are out
12. Emma Willis to present BB
13. 2 bedrooms - one male, one female.
14. No more shopping list.
15. No more Josie, Nikki, Harries, McClean, Frost, Carole, Burns

stop showing it on tv

I don't mind morons as long as

• there are plenty of intelligent HMs too
• their stupidity isn't constantly fawned over and rewarded

Not everyone regards themselves as male or female

Sex room without cameras - are you kidding?! If sex occcured the producers will have hit pay dirt and it'd boost ratings! If you suggested that in a BB production meeting you'd get the sack!

1) I'd have the eviction crowd seats, split evenly between various facebook fan pages, so the opion is always proportional.

2) Yes
3) Binding contracts = no walking.

9) is a definite no no. If I wanted to watch a pool game, I'd go to a pub.
10) Yes.
11) A solitary confinement "sin-bin".
12) Aaron to present.
15) Have people on BOTS who aren't genetically related to slime. Positive people, not Idiots. And certainly NO Pete Burns.

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And a "STRICT" house cleaning rule.

1 hours chores EVERY morning.

And instead of the shopping tasks, for money, I'd have 4 types of shopping list types.

1) Luxury with alcohol.
2) Basic with alcohol.
3) Basic with no alcohol.
4) Something from "I'm a celebrity" --> snake eggs, dried worms, goat milk, etc etc with only water.

Edit: And each task is done for the next days food.

just make it genuine again, that would be a good start. this season was more fake than katie prices tits. BBUK used to be respected for being genuine. now what does it have? nothing.

BBUK needs to be BBUK again. that would be the biggest change they need to make.

The eviction crowd needs to have a greater mix. I understand the likes of Tashie and Rebeckah won't have as many supporters as Jay, but it does need to be more partisan. More neutrals.

Greater age range, it was crazy that Heaven and Aaron were the eldest. At least one person 38+ but they have to be interesting or have a big personality (funny or annoying) otherwise they'll either blend into the background or be up for eviction and gone by week 2. Would love there to be an annoying Belinda Belinda Belinda BB9 type.

Greater regional diversity. No Scots, no Welsh this year! BB usually has 1 non-British person or someone who has gained UK citizenship eg BB5 Ahmed (underrated), BB9 Sylvia, BB6 Makosi, BB10 Sree, BB7 Richard. They all contributed to their series and didn't have typical UK reserve which made them great HMs.

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Really? I know there are people who believe they are a different gender than they are born as, but I have never heard of someone who isnt male or female?

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Make sure Evictions are positive (Party poppers, streamers, banners, no booing... unless extremely warranted)

Bring Back 24/7 live feed.

Diverse character, not 12 chavs their own will find 'well fit'.

Mixture of races, personalities, cultures.

Faye/Maisy to take over Emma hosting BOTS, anybody can be less bias then her.

No Josie, Frost, Brazier or other Z-lists who have nothing nice to say.

Don't split the money.:nono:

Ex-housemates to have on BBBOTS panel:

Nick Bateman, Victor, Marcus, Aaron, Rex, Freddie.

****ting in the freezer allowed!

only peeps with brains can enter < unlike the last lot < it really was a sad show and a waste of 9 weeks, i am over you BB < i am now into the jungle.

Remove the duvets between the hours of 10am until 10pm...

No eviction crowd? 18 housemates?

Terrible options.

Make the bedroom out of bounds between 10am & 10pm.

There needs to be a eviction crowd but maybe have a smaller one and not so biased

18 hgs sound fine but the live launch would be too long send in 9 on day 1 and 9 on day 3 or have two houses. if they're no walkers or not alot have double/triple evictions by the end of the series to get it down to 5/4 hgs in the final

There should be 5 housemates in the final.

I thought about that, but they don't really have that many rooms to move about in as it is.

Also everyone gets a personal bank account

It starts at Zero the day they enter
Money is added by doing tasks (some can be secret)
It can go up or go down
they can discuss nomination but it would be a huge monetary fine or they can take the option of automatically get put up if they don't have enough money they're taking the 2nd option.
They can buy food or luxuries
evicted hgs have to give thier money to other hgs upon eviction (Can be split among multiple hgs like a will)
Final 5 gets to keep whatever is in thier account plus the winner gets 100,000 pound prize
pretty much say goodbye to the shopping budget

Really great idea, well mentioned. Also the only thing I would alter is to bring back 'live' feed so no manipulation or covering up of highlights and incidents can be done.

Really good one that though Visage, they should not be sleeping through the day anyway so removing the duvets is an ace idea.

1) Live feed without the bird-noise.
2) Walk-threateners evicted on the spot.
3) Instant up-for-eviction for discussing noms.
4) No crowd noise to be played into house.
5) Definately no outside contact.
6) Much tougher tasks.
7) Weekly task that potentially ups the winners prize money by £10,000.
8) Justin Lee Collins presenting BBOTS.
9) No nomination tampering from BB.
10) More ethnic HMs.

This would be my perfect Big Brother.

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Just because I like to use my assets doesn't mean I'm a ho, Nobody's called me that since that one summer I got stranded in Romania :sad:

1. Bring back Live Feed.
2. Instead of the producers picking the housemates,I say a random draw should happen by what number you have got and if your number is drawn out then you become a housemate.
3. Crueler tasks.
4. Sack Brian Dowling and bring in Marcus Akin as the new presenter.
5. Get rid of BBBOTS and bring back BBLB.
6. Dont give the housemates luxeries for no reason.
7. Stop the crowd from chanting any of the housemates out as it will let the other housemates know who is popular outside.
8. No contact with the outside world.
9. If you threaten to walk then BB should show them the door.
10. Edit the housemates more fairly.
11. Get rid of CBB as it really is **** and lost BB12 alot of its viewers.
12. Have Jedward presenting BBLB.
13. Put BB on at 9PM
14.Have the presenters be impartial.