Kate's Alternative Eviction Interview:Rebeckah
 

Rebeckah leaves the house to "The lady is a tramp."

Brian "Rebeckah, you are out of the house, so....."

Brian pauses as Rebeckah ignores him completely, posing for the press, and giving the crowd a two fingered salute.

Brian "Rebeckah!"

Rebeckah "Shut the **** up Brian, I am having my moment."

More posing and pouting, flicking of hair and girly giggling take place.

Brian winks at the security guards, who "escort" Rebeckah to the interview area.

Brian "Well now Rebeckah, that was something eh? I hope you enjoyed that?"

Rebeckah "I am out far too early, voting morons, I had so much more to give in there, it will be boring now I'm gone. I fully intend to milk every opportunity however, follow me on Twitter everyone!!!"

Brian "Who did you like and dislike most in the house?"

Rebeckah "Not got much time for any of them to be honest, except my darling Aden, lovely lad, he adored me. Heaven wasn't all there, with her healing crap, and Aaron was clearly in denial about his attraction to me.Tsk"

Brian "So what do you see happening with you and Aden when he comes out, are you going to be a couple, hmmm?"

Rebeckah "Yes, of course we are, I have eyes for no-one else, he's so sweet, like a little puppy."

Brian "Quite. Now, you and Anton really didn't get on, why was that?"

Rebeckah (loudly) "It's nothing to do with the fact that he could see right through me, when no-one else could."

Brian "No-one said it did?"

Rebeckah "Oh. Well he was a snake, a venomous slimy little snake. He tried to poison Aden against me, but Aden was too gullible, cough, I mean too sweet to listen."#

Brian "How about Aaron?"

Shows clips of Aaron's "God, I hate her." comment.

Rebeckah "Really, are you ****ing kidding me!!!! Clearly he's in denial."

Brian "I don't think so."

Rebeckah "What!!!"

Brian "Nothing. So what are you going to do next Rebeckah, while you be here when Aden comes out next week, sorry, IF Aden comes out next week?"

Rebeckah "Oh my god, OF COURSE"

Brian "Thanks Rebeckah, you made Grace look like an angel, here are your worst bits."

Cue montage of Rebeckah's various sly comments and nasty outbursts.

(Rebeckah is spotted 15 minutes later in the bar shouting into her mobile phone....."Yep, get all the photoshoots and interviews booked, he'll be out next week, I don't want to be around the little oik any longer than I have to.")

Gotta hand it to you Kate I think you would be better than Brian..:hugesmile:

Glad you liked it. Think that may be the last one now, couldnt think of enough material to do Tom's. May do Anton.

almost done Anton's. will post tomorrow.

Great! Thanks for the effort.

Lol! great again kate :)