Port
 

Ordered the groceries from Tesco and in there was (someone elses no doubt) bottle of port.

I have never ever tasted it. Nor want to (dunno why) so who do I palm it off on? :joker:

it's gross.

do you have a great aunt or great grand mother? failing that send it to Dot Cotton

Yeah, that's what I heard and I don't want to open it and waste it

:D

Port + Blue WKD + Tonic Water = Cheeky Vimtos :amazed:

feckin' Scottish :bored:

That sounds like a puke waiting to happen

It tastes just like vimto, you should try it

I haven't had a cheeky vimto with tonic water :conf2:

What does port itself taste like?

I've had it with and without tonic water, the ones that never used tonic water had crushed ice instead.

It's apparently a "fortified wine" so I guess really strong tasting wine

Sounds ok then :amazed:

Yes its hideous, palm it off on some Aunt/Uncle you don't like much..

Ewwww dunno. I'm not keen on wine over 13% at best. This is 20-odd :laugh:

:D

The only good port is Port Ellen. Unfortunately the good ones are now worth £5k so you shouldn't drink them but instead sell them on eBay to rich Americans or Japanese. One time we had a power cut for 3 days in da village + snowed-in so I unwisely cracked a 1971 Cask Strength bottle with my next-door neighbour.

The bugger said "do you have any coke to put in this to kill the taste?" GRRRR

http://www.whiskyhighland.co.uk/temp...llen_large.jpg

What about in our price range D:

I think this bottle's about 12 squid :laugh:

Then again, for nowt........

Bushmills is my christmas drink

Black Bush is better Joe if the budget allows! When about your age my pal Alice had dark hair, so it always amused my small mind to say in the bar when it was her round "I'd like a Black Bush please darling" :)

I wonder why people drink differently from their normal tipple at Xmas

Nice :joker:

I have had it. But prefer the regular at Xmas, just a nice drink to get slowly drunk on

Baileys and whiskey I love at Christmas for some reason. Just get the taste for it

Are you gonna get out that rancid 6 year old bottle of Baileys Kerster or stick to the coconut rum that nobody ever wants either?!