What Do You Look For In A Partner?
 

Question in the title. :)

Big ****in tittys

To be able to laugh together/him make me laugh

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you ben http://i.imgur.com/Ar2AH.gif

A pulse

:joker:

Someone that I enjoy spending time with, who knows how to make me laugh and also loves and respects me as much as I do him.

I found him when I was 15 :)

*yes I know that sounds cheesy* :laugh:

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Someone who says and does whatever i tell them to do or else i get the belt on the bitch

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We already act like a married couple half the time, we'd be terrible together. We'd be like those couples that have a huge bust up in the restaurants; have a massive screaming match in front of everyone as the waiter is trying to take our dessert order, demand the bill in a rage, pay and then both storm out as everyone looks on in silence.

Spiffing

you said the waiter has a great ass and i got all upset its your fault

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Oh and they also have to have a big wallet ;). Not that I'm a gold digger or anything. (Joking BTW)

He did have a nice ass though. :hmph:

Those fang teeth.

You know the ones I mean benji :evilgrin:

Aside from shallow reasons...just pretty much someone I can be my ****ed up self around without them thinking I am a freak :joker:

Hissy Fit


Lifes To Short.

:devil:

You leave mine alone.


See what I have to put up with when we go for dinner?

Somebody with a dodgy looking beard and an interest in turtles x

Looks
Humour
Creativity

And size does matter

Humour is a big thing

someone who has the same priorities in life and someone who you can have a laugh with

Someone who will wait on me..with a great ass.....
Could you pm me that waiters number please Sassy or God...

a pulse