Muslim cleric warns 'cucumbers too sexy for women'
 

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An Islamic cleric in Europe has reportedly banned women from handling cucumbers.

The unnamed cleric has warned that cucumbers, bananas and other similarly shaped produce causes "sexual thoughts" in women, according to Fox News.

The directive, published in el-Senousa, a religious magazine, purportedly says that a third party - preferably a male relative - should cut the items into small pieces if a woman wishes to eat them.

The news has caused anger among liberal Muslims, who responded in a rush of protest and mockery online, while questions have arisen surrounding the truth of the reports and the validity of the statement.

"Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable," said The International Business Times.

Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij said on Twitter: "So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?"

Carrots and courgettes were also identified as perilous vegetables.

WTF:laugh2:.

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Surely that cannot be allowed?

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Mental. What are their thoughts on parsnips?

Well bugger me senseless, a Muslim Cleric who talks complete and utter Bollox, now there is a novelty!

Probably depends how slutty the female muslim is. I mean if shes got her ankles out then shes blatantly gagging for something massive like that

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Wonder if that same cleric allows the women to prepare sheep testicles or is it only things phallic shaped that he objects to......

What a dirty minded S.O.b :laugh:
Honestly guys, I am muslim, and moderate, If you know me you would concur. I feel bad for anyone, who is some kind of religious leader. Only if you take sex so seriously, can you come up with some shiit like that. I am still dying laughing at this story.:joker:
He might as well say, "help, ME, i watch too much porn!" :D
This guy must go nuts everytime he sees a woman buy a cucumbber at the groceries! LOL Funniest thing I have read, in a while. :D

Dude, quit, and go get laid!

Muslim countries should ban missiles for the same reasons.

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Yes Dirty Muslims
they have found what they are like Up Them.
Rock Hard,

FoxNews the Stinky Trouble Maker
Funny to watch , though.

What Muslims taking Tight Control?


Or a Lady using a Veg which is Firm
to give her a Sex Buzz?