Stupidest thing you have done...
 

I couldn't be bothered to go to the shop to buy more dishwasher tablets, so just poured a little bit of fairy liquid into the tablet slot... one hour later, it looks like a foam party has hit the kitchen.

I shall never be lazy again. :bawling:

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One of my most stupid and highly embarassing ones - was sitting in a meeting, and as I looked down at my feet - I realised I was wearing 2 odd shoes. Exactly the same shoes but in different colours - one black and one navy......... muppet!

I asked someone if they died before.

Tried to prove to my mate that a piece of glass wasnt sharp (I was very drunk...and it didnt look sharp). To do so I pushed it into my skin and dragged it really quickly. Cue blood everywhere, tendons/bones showing, an old lady nearly having a heart attack when I turned up at her door to ask if she had a spare towel...and a very angry father when I got home.

And a huge scar to this day :bored:

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I was about 10 or 11, hungry and no one else was home so I decided to make noodles, I put them in a pot, put the flavour stuff in and turned the cooker on not realising I was meant to add water.

Lmao I did that the other day, although my mind was just completely blank and I forgot, I was microwaving and put them straight in with just the noodles and powder and no water, about 30 seconds in I suddenly realised they would obviously need water as well :laugh:

Long before tooth whitening kits were readily available - I stupidly bought 'brush on tooth whitner' via the Sunday Express or something.

Pack arrives - it's effectively what looks like a bottle of tippex with 'instant white teeth' on the label.

Muppet here brushed it onto her teeth, BEFORE reading that you could only remove it with pure alcohol. No prizes for guessing that it looked hellish, and no prizes for guessing who didn't happen to have pure alcohol in the house.

I was on the home phone whilst washing up and dropped it in the sink, proof that not all women can multi task. Three weeks later i accidently drowned my mobile phone in the washing machine, i had forgotten it was in the pocket of a dress...that was an expensive month.

Let's see, I got royally drunk, told my ex crush I fancied him, started touching him up (so creepy), told his girlfriend that we had sex (WTF) so she slapped me across the face and then afterwards I threw up on my best friend and woke up in my cellar at 2pm the next afternoon. I destroyed everybody at Lips and Just Dance though.

DO I WIN THIS ROUND?

Let alcohol enter my life