If the early bird catches the worm...
 

then how can good things come to those who wait?

:shocked:

Do you like eating worms?

http://stan-wars.com/GIFS/excited.gif

Too much to handle!! Brain can't comprehend!!

Worms are not good things.

/thread

Worms are not good things.

/thread

Easy! I would say that when the bird goes to sleep at night, the "wait" is the duration of the sleep therefore it only has to wait a little while to get the worm as a reward for it's patience.

Because worms are ****ing disgusting to eat.

But if you wait, you could get cake.

The early bird is merely rushing into things, sure the worm looks juicy and full on nutrition, but it just gave that bird rabies.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjS...0/shoebill.jpg

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu all

I'm gonna have nightmares now, ****.

Because proverbs are contradictory.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder......................out of sight out of mind :laugh:

I thought it was absence makes the heart go wander...

lol, no it's definitely fonder :laugh:

How about... it's better to have loved a lot than never to have loved at all.

I like that one :laugh2: You need to re write all the sayings

Or you could spin it and say- 'The Early Bird Catches The Worm But The Early Worm Gets Eaten'

Hey L....how about..'If at first you dont succeed.....skydiving is probably not for you........'

:laugh2:

the best things come to those that wait, but not those that wait too late!

I like that :D

'Where there's a will, there's a way..to get in it..'

the best things come to those who procrastinate because they have thought through their decision and re-assessed whether they really need that thing or not, they might then be able to go get it at a cheaper price on the internet

Might catch on

A wise man said "Man who walks sideways in airport is going to BangKok.

Also Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

and finally Man who runs in front of car gets tired, Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Where there's a willy, there's a wahey