I dreamt I watched Launch Night
 

I was confused as to why it was on a week early, but from what I saw:

After a short VT containing clips of CBB2011 (If the HM has any connection with a HM in that series), the HM, in this case "Wiley", came out of the door of a Double decker bus, and then, was lead by Brian Downing himself up a sloped pavement for 3 CONTINUOUS MINUTES while this played. After this, he preceded to have a dull and arbitrary interview with Brian before entering the house where we were told Martine McCutcheon was waiting to greet him. I saw some banners saying "WE WANT BORIS!" before I woke myself up out of boredom.

So yeah, count yourselves lucky, because there's not a snowball's chance in hell the real Launch Night will be worse than that.