general view on russell brand
 

pay back Brand is so Perry

Hampstead village is home,
Russell dose live,
his neighbour is rossy and often they roam,
but new-sent phone calls I can not forgive.
on big brothers side show,
I could not connect,
comedy with out humour I did blow,
the nastiness in you I could detect.
you are extremely fortunate and that is factual,
that's why more magnificent is the dive,
I do hope the loss of work is actual,
these thoughts are making me thrive.
I hear you have a obsession,
from the karmasutra manual,
I pity the lady's you have had, maybe they had depression,
lets see if the numbers are subtracted from your normal annual.
my mother says you are spicy,
she uses words like perfect and symmetrical,
I feel you are hard work and pricey,
and I think you need a volt of a thousand that are electrical.
don't have a nice new year start,
but enjoy your split from miss perry,
this is pay back for your lack of heart,
and like your high sex obsession, I hope it sinks like a over loaded ferry.

I see DS got this poem too. You're two timing us madjoe :nono:

Russell brand is a monumental cock. I liked him on Big Brother's Big Mouth but now he's believing his own hype. It shames me that he is a West Ham fan.

I love Russell Brand, he's one of my favourite comedians, that marriage was never going to last.

Pretty much this. as a fellow happy hammer i am embarrassed but he did get katy perry into a hammers basque so he did one good thing.

inone - are you following me lol

I used to hate him (I still hate the whole "nouny wouny" thing he does) but his dedicatory post to Amy Winehouse was beautiful :lovedup:

He always posts the same poems on here and on DS, must be some sort of weird habit.

The content and subjectsof his poems, the childish spelling and rhymes or the posting on DS and here?

Yes :devil:

Consider yourself stalked.

I'm not a fan, tbf he does seem to have some sort of weird attraction to him though.

You should send that poem to him and see what he thinks.

I adore everything about him!

hes got cctv on his property - i am undercover lol