kirk franky
 

what sort of men are franky and kirk ?

enough, we have seen,
you are both empty and blunt,
can you hold down a chat with out being obscene,
its so sad your life revolves around the C U NEXT TUESDAY.
i can now understand biology,
and your ambitions,
you are empty on most subjects ie geography,
and how you love being the exhibitions.
kirk you give men a bad name,
but more importantly the world have you on tape,
you wont ever live down this shame,
your arrogance is so visible with no escape.
kirk i should have known you from similarity,
that TOWIE is your cursed gift,
i am going to donate to the learning Essex charity,
your "thick" stigma i will help you lift.
i can not go on about franky,
he is on his way to rehab,
if i cared i would cry into a hanky,
but i would rather see you off in a no return cab.
both you men are Volga,
and woman should have more sense,
both are as ugly as a Olga,
and are more stupid then dense.

(as you can all see - i am a happy bunny as the love of my life BB is as good as ever - love you bb )

The only thing i have against Kirk is the fact that he is painfully thick. That geography test that he did, really was a sight for sore eyes. How can you not be able to pick out Australia, or the USA on a map?? I know he sounds like a complete dumbass, but come on! I found it embarrassing, to be honest. Only in this country would we glorify someone who is that thick.

Well everyone loved Paddy, do you think Paddy would have done better on that geography quiz? i doubt it. To be fair i don't think half of the housemates would have been able to do it, so it's a bit unfair to single him out for that.

But i def. agree he is a prat in general.

Do you think? Obviously, i can't be sure, but i'm sure the vast majority of the housemates would have been able to tell you were those countries were. The Americans faces were a picture when they realised he really was that thick! Of the others, maybe Nicola wouldn't know.

But that is kinda my point about the way our country bows down to unintelligence. We love a thicky!