The Knock Knock Joke Thread
 

Knock-knock...
Who's There?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

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let me in i have got a knife
im going to rape you

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Egyptian

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I Dunnopp
I Dunnopp Who?
You could have waited

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Europe
Europe who?
No I'm not, you're a poo

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whos there
its the police we have come to arrest bollo for that terrible knock knock joke

:joker: Guilty as charged officer

I much prefer an Alan Carr punch-line.

Nice pun!!!

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*just wanted an excuse to post my fave pic*

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...wtf? Knock Knock who?

FINALLY!


hehehehehehehehehehehehe...

Knock knock
who's there?
Salman! with a new thread idea





























*Salman! is ignored*

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Kevin

Ahh Kevin! come in! havn't seen you in ages how are you mate?

:joker:

:laugh:

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Who's there?

Jon

Jon who?

Jon proceeded to break down into tears as his grandmothers's Alzheimers had gotten to the point of no return.

the 'goomba' from the mario film? :laugh2:

:joker:

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Who's there?
Death
Ok

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Scott
Bye

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Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
God bless you.

kate :joker: