Your memorable quotes of the series so far
 

I thought this would be a fun idea for a thread, apologies if this has been done before.

Michael's quote from this evening's episode inspired this.

"We're not ********ng housemates, we're ********ng hostages"

Romeo yeah,yeah,yeah

Michael...re the poetry task...

its like putting a bandaid over a bleeding jugular vein....:joker:

Still this from week 1:

"Don't feel sorry for me at all, because I'm a tough ****er. A real man can cry, and that's who I am. And I'll brush myself down and I'll rise again, that's who I am."

:worship:

Several usually by Frankie, but the best for me was during last nights row when Nicola was mouthing off at him for following Denise into the bedroom ,and his answer "Of course im going in with her,shes upset ,i would do it if it was .......... no I wouldnt " classic

Emma Willis agrees with me...:devil:

Legendary, one of if not the best.:joker:

Its crunch time

ALL THE TWINS QUOTES
"Your Lyingggggggg!!!!"
" You know that s***, rememba that s*** big brother"

it wasnt that great :conf:

''Because he's a ****in spy!''

Tear to a glass eye. :worship:

I was never officially added to the fanclub.:sad:

michael: they're all actors
he's a ****ing spy
she's emotionally disturbed

That was priceless,you can't write this stuff....

"The fattest person in the house shouldn't be doing the grocery list"

Georgia.

"My first nomination is Kirk, he's a Bellend"

it wasnt just the casual way he said it, it was Nicolas face when he did :amazed:,she was struck dumb for the 1st time in her life that made it my fav :joker::joker::joker:

This from Michael & Frankie made me laugh.

Michael: "I wonder what Andrew Stone is doing right now.."

Frankie: "I Couldn't give two ****s" (Or words to that effect)

Nicola: "I'm a secret feminist."

:cat:

Michael: "They all want to win. There are no Winners in this house."

Haha yeah that was a good one, loved the way Andrew pissed himself at it on BOTS as well :laugh:

BB 'Michael, tasks are designed for everyone to come together'
MM 'Nobody wants to come together anymore man, don't you get that..'

MM 'It was a nice way to put a band aid on a bleeding jugular vein..'

The twin when talking about the 'row' quote "i was too busy calculating how to react" talk about shooting yourself in the foot

Michael when he nominated Andrew