Using Baby Wipes/Wet Wipes to Wipe your bum
 

Do you do it?

No, I'm not 6 months old :idc:

Yes I want to make sure all the poo on my botbot is gone x

No, it feels weird and leaves the bumhole feeling clammy.

Only in desperate times do I resort to wipes.

Err no - why do you? :)

marc wtf is this.

When I'm out of toilet paper...

...and i'm eating cereal. Nice Marc nice

James... it's quite clearly a poll.

The trick is to use toilet paper after :joker:

What is wrong with you Marc :bored:

There speaks a true professional!!

:thumbs:

i use another technique involving water so my arse is cake free

Do you splash the pooey water on your bum? :o

and to answer your question, no that's disgusting and they're tiny, and probably break and you'll have crap everywhere

If it's an emergency and there's no toilet roll then it's kitchen roll

marc why

... you have kitchen roll in your bathroom? :suspect:

:laugh:

:laugh:

marc get out

Feeling alright Marc?

no, in the kitchen. hense why it is called kitchen roll

No Marc :bored:

But why would you use it, say if you sat down, did it all.. then OMG NO ROLL! AH/