Only Way Is Essex Series 5 STARTS TONIGHT! ITV2 10PM
 

Every Sunday and Wednesday at 10pm on ITV2

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Thought I'd make this for anyone who watches it?

Can tell this series will be vile.
They're bringing in like 12 New Members.

Won't be Reem in the slightest.

Yes, sadly I do. Though Amy, Mark & Kirk won't be in it right?

And Harry and Lauren.

Yep It's a shame Mark and the others ditched it for better careers.

Not annoyed about Harry going though.

Harry was sacked I think and the others are being told to 'up their game' or they'll be told to go aswell.

As long as Joey and Arg are still there, the show will be fine.

Oh, which Lauren? Pope or Marks's ex bird

Pope

No Parick Lauren Pope's still it it's Maria that isn't.

Read in The Sun the other day, Lauren Pope has left.

Starring:

Joey Essex
Jessica Wright
Lauren Goodger
James "Arg" Argent
Lydia Rose Bright
Sam Faiers
Chloe Sims
Gemma Collins
Ricky 'The Captain' Rayment
James Bennewith
Georgina Dorsett
Lucy Mecklenburgh
Lauren Pope
Billie Faiers
Patricia 'Nanny Pat' Brooker
Debbie Douglas
Mario Falcone
Frankie Essex
Billi Mucklow
Cara Kilbey
Tom Kilbey
Nanny Brighton

She's in the trailer :L

Im watching lol at nanny pat wolf whistling

It seems quite good/normal at the moment.

Ahhhhhhhhhh Lydia

Oh I forgot, Ima watch it on plus one

Very good first episode but it is missing Mark and Kirk for main headlines.

My eyes! Just seen Joeys banana hammock

That was just dreadful.
I think it's past it now and the new titles were dreadful.

Just wait until all the new characters have settled in.

Whats with all this salty potato business.. stranje

haha another one of Joey's classics.

Lauren P is just rubbish. she has nothing going for her. Lydia needs to stop greeting and move it on.

On now.

These new titles. :yuk:
It's like Take Me Out FFS.