Transfer Deadline Day in association with Jim White
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spurs are the best |
Sky Sources: Everton and Rangers agree fee for striker Nikica Jelavic. More on #SSN channel 405.
and Kris Boyd has gone to Portland Timbers. What's poor Ally gonna do? |
I hear a Carroll - David Villa swap is imminent.
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We've suspended betting on Ravel Morrison after a huge amount of bets coming in for him to move to West Ham. He was 40/1 to join the Hammers
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Stoke City's Ben Marshall has signed for Leicester City
Good luck 30stone |
Djibril Cisse is close to a return to England, set for a medical with QPR tomorrow
Russian striker Pavel Pogrebnyak is having a medical at Fulham |
Twitter talk that the proposed Liam Ridgewell deal from Birmingham City to West Bromwich Albion could still go ahead but Stoke City are showing a late interest...
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The Mirror linking Tottenham with Hugo Rodallega:joker:.
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Villa didn't even have enough money for a loan deal and the guy ended up going to QPR yesterday
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Ravel going West Ham apparently.
Sneijder coming United ;) |
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http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/inco...+drinking+game
To help you get through the day (and night), you'll need booze. Lots of booze. Follow our handy Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game below and you'll end up greeting your £35million capture of Emile Heskey will the same elation as getting Lionel Messi on a free... Beer we go! It's the transfer deadline day drinking game By Steve Anglesey in Football Banter Published 17:55 30/01/12 Recommend Transfer window drinking game The close of the transfer window is once more upon us and that means a day of fevered speculation before a big night in with MirrorFootball and Sky Sports' Jim White. Don't miss the big transfer deals with Mirror Football's Live Deadline Day special To help you get through the day (and night), you'll need booze. Lots of booze. Follow our handy Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game below and you'll end up greeting your £35million capture of Emile Heskey will the same elation as getting Lionel Messi on a free... The Basics: Loan move: Wet your lips New rumour: 1 sip (add one sip if it involves your club) Medical: 2 sips (add one sip if it involves your club) Done deal: 3 sips (add one sip if it involves your club) Advanced rules for experts: Feature about 'transfer merry-go-round', complete with crude cartoon of merry-go-round, appears in tabloid newspaper: 1 sip 'Return Of The Mack' plays as Jim White takes his seat at the Sky Sports bridge: 1 sip Pissed-up kids mooning behind reporter standing outside St James': 2 sips Carlos Tevez spotted in Milan: 1 sip Jim White: "Christopher wants a transfer but will Spurs or QPR be doing the Samba on deadline day?": 1 sip HELICOPTER SIGHTING!: Finish your drink Hilarious "Messi spotted at Scunthorpe" gag is retweeted 100 times: 0 sips Grainy video images of new midfielder, shot through training ground office window: 2 sips Jim White winks at camera, smugly: 1 sip MirrorFootball reporter employs phrase "transfer tug-of-war" in breaking news piece: 1 sip As above, but with phrase "Come-and-get-me plea": 2 sips Glacial glare of death from Jim White as a reporter ventures that "tonight may turn out to be a damp squib": 1 sip Over-the-hill pundit in Sky Sports studios uses the phrase "damp squid": 2 sips Misreading of one of Joey Barton's Tweets sparks rumours that QPR are about to sign Stuttgart schemer Georg Hegel: 1 sip PLAYER BEING RUSHED THROUGH AIRPORT!: Finish your drink Sky Sports tickertape goes yellow: 1 sip Pissed-off reporter outside ground in rain says "As I've said before, we're not expecting any movement here, Jim": 1 sip Jim tells reporter he'll check back with him at 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, and 11pm just to make sure: 3 sips Carlos Tevez spotted in Paris: 1 sip On Talksport, Adrian Durham says the "transfer window is not all that": 1 sip Reporter outside ground's attempt to break major transfer news is drowned out by crowd chanting name of player they're signing: 1 sip Arsene Wenger says Arsenal will do no business but fans can be happy as "Jack Wilshere will be like a new £30m signing when he comes back": 1 sip Flustered Jim reading out biography of hitherto unknown signing, obviously straight from Wikipedia: 1 sip in-depth interview with manager conducted through car window: 1 sip One of Andy Burton's mobiles goes off while he's on the air: 1 sip One of Andy Burton's mobiles goes off while he's on the air, and it's Richard Bacon: 3 sips Big Sky pad breaks down, shows off user's porn collection instead: 3 sips South American player pictured arriving in Sunderland, at 10.48pm, in a T-shirt and shades: 2 sips Jim White: "There's Strictly no bidders for Samba so far": 1 sip As Jim rambles on about sod-all, look on Natalie Sawyer's face suggests that even a night at home with Sam Matterface is better than this: 1 sip Carlos Tevez spotted in Brazil: 1 sip Big Ben chimes portentously as absolutely nothing happens: 1 sip Jim White SHOUTING FOR NO REASON like Brick in Anchorman: 2 sips Awkward reference to Harry Redknapp being "otherwise engaged": 1 sip FAILED MEDICAL!: Finish your drink Kid outside ground is already wearing replica shirt of new striker: 1 sip Kid outside ground is already burning replica shirt of old striker who's just left: 3 sips Carlos Tevez spotted at Anfield: 1 sip Jim White STARTS. TALKING. LIKE. THIS: 2 sips Jim White's MAJOR. MIDLANDS. TRANSFER. NEWS turns out to involve Liam Ridgewell: 1 sip New signing says: "Two or three clubs were in for me but once I heard (insert name) were interested there was no other choice": 1 sip Veteran defender explains drop to mid-level Championship plodders with the words: "They're a Premier League side in all but name": 1 sip Oh no! Spurs' fax has run out of paper and they bought some more but the dog ate it!: 3 sips Carlos Tevez spotted weeping in bushes outside Roberto Mancini's house, holding olive branch: 1 sip "Don't fret," says Jim as he prepares to take his leave of us mortals. "There's only 121 days to the next transfer window". Winks: Finish your drinks and stumble off to bed |
Always fails whenever tried to do a drinking game like that, spend the whole time searching through the rules to see if you're meant to be drinking at whatever's happening
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Always helps that I have some friend with ridiculously good memory when it comes to this **** :joker: |
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Carlos Tevez to Liverpool on loan today
Not going to happen but I have faith in good old Jimmy White to bring me the news |
Newcastle's legendary Rooney/Ba chant
Coleen is a slapper, she wears a wonderbra, and when she's shagging Rooney, she thinks of Demba Ba! Has been well and truly ruined by Everton fans Colleen is a slapper, She is a kinky bitch, And when she's shagging Rooney, She thinks of Jelavic! |
Ravel is 99% off.
He's around East London at the moment. |
^ Good, he doesn't realise how ungrateful he is and wasting his talent away.
Rumours linking Defoe to Liverpool. Adam Johnson might join Everton on loan. Louis Saha joining Spurs on loan with Steven Pienaar heading back to Everton on loan. |
Djibri Cisse completes £5 M move from Lazio to QPR.
QPR also agree £4 million deal with Fulham for Bobby Zamora. |
Wayne Bridge to Sunderland on loan?
Bolton apparently have a bid turned down for Middlesborough defender Rhys Williams. |
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