Toilet break alarm fitted at call centre...
 

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Norwegian call centre workers have vented their anger over alarms in their toilets.

Managers have fitted a system whereby they are alerted if any employee takes longer than eight minutes away from their desk.

Insurance company DNB is being criticised for its "highly intrusive" policy by unions and workplace inspectors alike.

Norway's privacy regulator Datatilsynet said in a statement: "Each individual worker has different needs and these kinds of strict controls deprive the employees of all freedoms over the course of their working day."

Meanwhile, a spokesman for staff union Finansforbundet commented: "Surveying staff to limit lavatory visits, cigarette breaks, personal phone calls and other personal needs to a total of eight minutes per day is highly restrictive and intrusive and must be stopped."

The company has signalled its intention to review the practice.

How are the lads meant to have a wank now :bored:

What if you have one of those neverending s.h.i.t.s. and you're there for a while wiping it.. ?

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You could have two and still have time to wash yer hands.. lol

I couldnt..it would be in the back of my mind that an alarm would go off any minute..so distracting :laugh:

It could be like a danger-wank

Danger wanks :lovedup:

What about if you're in the toilet and the fire alarm goes off then you have that thing going off in there?:eek:

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

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That's hilarious to me but also slightly disturbing as I have a son :/

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That. Is. Amazing.

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Danger wanks. Not had one of those for a long time.