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lily. 02-02-2012 06:53 PM
Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales
 
Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said "Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

Source

Might be the best headline EVER!.. I'm thinking this ain't for real though.. lol

Tom4784 02-02-2012 06:55 PM
I'm still trying to process the headline

.....I'm so...this....well.....what?

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Originally Posted by lily. (Post 4929180)
In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
spit/

lily. 02-02-2012 06:55 PM
lmao.. I think it's some kind of hoax/joke, but I'm genuinely not sure... The headline is class though.. :/

King Gizzard 02-02-2012 06:56 PM
just why

lily. 02-02-2012 06:57 PM
For a diamond-encrusted soda stream obviously Nate.. :p

Roy Mars III 02-02-2012 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lily. (Post 4929180)
In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.
Poetry

Scarlett. 02-02-2012 07:14 PM
Well it is Wales.

Jordan. 02-02-2012 07:15 PM
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Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den
http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Dead/DeadBanana.gif

Niamh. 02-02-2012 07:22 PM
star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go


:laugh2:

Suze 02-02-2012 07:30 PM
Found this - link.

Niamh. 02-02-2012 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Suze (Post 4929331)
I don't feel so bad for laughing now :laugh:

MTVN 02-02-2012 07:45 PM
Oh so he never even existed at all then, the Sunday Sport just made up the story :laugh:

I guess this is fake too then
http://stage.sundaysport.com/wp-cont.../08/ramsey.jpg

Not surprising, the Sport is hilarious but all of it's stories are such bulls**t :joker:

Scarlett. 02-02-2012 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 4929382)
Oh so he never even existed at all then, the Sunday Sport just made up the story :laugh:

I guess this is fake too then
http://stage.sundaysport.com/wp-cont.../08/ramsey.jpg

Not surprising, the Sport is hilarious but all of it's stories are such bulls**t :joker:
I guess the "Corrie Norris Sex Gerbil Burnt My House Down" story was fake too :shocked:

MTVN 02-02-2012 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chewy (Post 4929395)
I guess the "Corrie Norris Sex Gerbil Burnt My House Down" story was fake too :shocked:
:joker::joker: I wonder what that was actually meant to be about

Z 02-02-2012 08:17 PM
I've seen this somewhere before.. and I think it must have been on TiBB or Facebook because I don't really frequent anywhere else that news stories/hoaxes get posted..

King Gizzard 02-02-2012 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 4929382)
oh dear Lana

Omah 02-02-2012 09:03 PM
'Crazy' US cop pulls gun on Gordon Ramsay days after his dwarf porn double dies
 
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/new...-1226138841710

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JUST days after the bizarre death of Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double in a badger's den, the celebrity chef has had a gun pulled on him by a cop in Los Angeles.

Following yesterdays story about Gordon Ramsay's porn dwarf double Percy Foster being found dead in badger's den, UK tabloid The Sun has today reported that Ramsay found himself staring down the barrel of a cop's gun after driving his new Maserati on the wrong side of the road

The foul-mouthed TV chef was taking the £90,000 motor for a late spin in Los Angeles.

"For a moment I thought I was back in England and turned down the wrong side of the road," he told the tabloid.

"The LAPD is suddenly on my a**e with lights flashing. I get out and the cop goes crazy, pulling his gun and shouting 'Get back in the car!' It's half past midnight and I've got no ID on me. He's going bananas thinking I stole the ********** Maserati."

Ramsay, 44, told how girls from a pizza restaurant rallied to his rescue.

He said: "They come out and start going 'Hey, chef Ramsay, we love you!' The cop's like 'Who are you?' I say 'Chef Ramsay' and I have my life back again."
:idc:

lily. 02-02-2012 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4929349)
I don't feel so bad for laughing now :laugh:
I didn't feel bad for laughing in the first place. I'm probably going straight to hell anyway. lol

Benjamin 02-02-2012 09:59 PM
I saw this thread whilst trying to do The Mole final and thought I had read the title wrong. Turns out I hadn't. :laugh:

Crimson Dynamo 03-02-2012 01:13 PM
When Rip Torn dies what will people post on forums?


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