'Sia' that girl that sings Titanium...
 

Why is it she sounds like this;

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg812...jpg&res=medium

But then, looks like this;

patrick. i can't sugar-coat this. **** off, you shallow prick.

I am just saying Shaun, it's rather amazing/dissapointing/scary how someone can sound completely different to how you imagine them.

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Sure, but you used in conjunction with talking about masturbating...

She's not hidiously ugly, dye that blonde hair, spray some fake tan, add a bit of mascara, do a bit of photoshopping and she would look like the girl in the top pic (not literally)

She looks like a dinner lady

You God.

OR, if anyone watches Shameless, Yvonne who owned the shop!

http://www.channel4.com/assets/progr...13_625x352.jpg

I actually thought at first the voice in that song was Adele:rolleyes::laugh3:.

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lolol.

I didn't realise you had to look "sexy" to be able to sing...

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She actually does.

Did I say she couldn't sing? I'm just saying I built up and impression of her that has been let down.

I didn't say you said that. What I meant was that you came to conclusion that Sia was a hot girl... I don't see it's a let down. I think it's awesome that she doesn't look like a singer but is actually a very talented and successful woman.

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i can't breathe

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now a #1 kween

Gok wan is that yew?

cackling so hard can Patrick come back so I can rip into him some more I miss those days

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It literally has been years of abuse for this kween

http://i.minus.com/ir6Dba1hkaXWK.gif

I miss Patrick so much :joker:

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