Best revenge you ever got?
 

I did something really bad the other night, but the bastard deserved it so don't judge me.

basically i was at his house at a party and i went to the toliet and shat in the back of his toliet.
:devil:

if i don't wake up tomorrow morning and find some good stories im leaving again because you guys bore me to death

That's called 'upperdecking.' Hopefully you gave it a courtesy flush. :shocked:

I once stamped on someones easter egg

I got chlamydia off some girl and in turn gave it to her sister

eye drops in the tea... used to flick some extra titbits in his tea, toe jam....bogeys...vim... :)

omg -baby barf-

I once called someone an abomination. Went over like a lead balloon.

urmmm probably emptying a bottle of my dads most expensive aftershave down the toilet then pissing in it

i was like 12 tho dont judge

Did he use it?

I burned one of my sister's Calvin Klein jeans.

One time when I was younger for some reason my sister broke some of my toys, so I took the heads off of every Barbie she owned and threw them in the fire. :idc:

I got someone thrown out by their parents once, they had to live with their grandparents for like a year before they were allowed back.

yes ha3

well idk if he actually put it on he just came running downstairs and i knew he found it and i was like ah\ and hid behind the couch but he grabbed my leg and pulled out and bitch slapped me ~~~battered child

i once told someone they were a loser

too far

that's ****ing disgusting you're a ****ing prick

One of my friends started sort of dating this girl who was in the year below us at school and he asked us all what we thought of her. Me being the honest character I am, bluntly said "I think she's out of your league and she'll leave you before things get serious." He got extremely angry over this and took it as an insult when it was just an opinion and not even meant to be offensive, and so we never spoke again. About a week after we fell out she dumped him. He still can't look me in the eye :D

I'm not a vengeful person as; a)I don't believe two wrongs make a right and b)I don't think I could be arsed

Wise words Lee. I believe in Karma. Sometimes you feel like you get a lot of stick and really want to do something about it but when you do things can get much worse.

Instead.. take a back seat. Be patient. And then all of a sudden Karma does the work for you ;)

I'm too insecure and lazy to get revenge on people.

Although my high-school bullies are either dead or in jail now, so I didn't exactly need to extract any revenge on them.

What goes round comes round - I believe in the Karma route. Though a girl I used to work with put hair remover in her mates shampoo bottle in revenge for said mate nicking her boyfriend - I always thought that was funny but I don't think I could ever do it to anyone!

...my brother did that to me once........little b*stard

I don't really bother, I do concoct loads of elaborate schemes in my head, and imagine the results. But I can't be arsed carrying them out, what goes round comes round in life, as someone said...Karma is indeed a beautiful thing.

My ex is in prison, key thrown away, nuff said. Evil bastard.

I can't wait around to get the last laugh, revenge is a dish best served cold, not frozen.