i have a date
 

i have a date

its been a long time,
but i am told it like riding a bicycle,
i no i am going to sweat buckets,
but like the Fonz, i am going to be as cool as a icicle.
she is good,
well tell a lie, its all professional,
don't have sympathy for me,
i am in no way impressionable.
up and down i will go,
my heart is going to race,
i am going to try so hard,
i am going to name her "amazing grace".
she will touch me,
in places that alarm,
i am going to get the most out of my hour,
hyper will leave no so of calm.
like a true gent,
i will thank when i am leaving,
this is one magical date,
and trust me, i am so grateful for what i am receiving.

cant see how any woman could resist your charm madJOE

Read this poem to her and you'll be sealing the deal straight away

..Joe, I don't know what to say....good luck

Good luck Joe

actually you don't need luck, just don't forget a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart

For once i am speechless! haha

Good luck, Joe.:amazed:

He dosen't need luck like pretty woman this 'date' sounds like a sure thing :/

Are you joes date kizzy? Joe is a dark horse watch out!!!! :shocked:

All professional eh? :idc:

...Yes, I noticed that too...but didn't like to ask...LOL

I wish you good luck on your date
Really hope she's not a state
and whatever you do don't be late
Is it secretly Kate?

....lol

Joe I wish you all the best,
and hope you've made a fine selection.
Just don't go and grab her chest,
and make sure you wear protection x

Joe I wish you all the best,
and hope you've made a fine selection.
Just don't go and grab her chest,
and make sure you wear protection x

:hmph:

I am in a love triangle with Glenn and Scott right now, I don't need any further complications....

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1632442

I feel cheated Joe :nono:

he always posts the same poem on ds, he is not a one forum man

Joe we want exclusivity :hmph:

:hugesmile:

joe give her one from me,lol,what you choose to give her is up to you ,

yeah give her one from me too

that was a great move by the dark horse,

We know Joe posts same one to Ds as well.

Once we were very hard on him. I do not blame he started to post to other one.
Still anything he says from bottom his heart.

(Joe, by my experience, I might be an old fashion, but you better pay your fist date. A woman judge him by little things like that.)

iv always found women judge you by the big things,