Chat Up Lines...a thread inspired by Madjoe
 

Show us your best lines....

Your eyes are like a spanner whenever I see them my nuts tighten

:evilgrin:

hey girl, how you living

How'd you like to see your feet in my car's mirrors?

:laugh3:

get on my dick

oh for god's sakes

(disclaimer - i haven't actually used that)

maybe i have

Patter merchant: - "I need a partner for a competition later on tonight..... "

Me: - "Yeah... sure why not. What's the competition then?"

Patter merchant:- "A French Kissing one...."


yep: I've been caught out with this one before!:blush2:

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

have you got the time?
beacuse i have an erection

Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

:joker: