Immaculate Conception?
 

Right, which one of you tarts has got my little brother in the family way.

Lucas, that is.....

Here is his latest picture.

http://www.weddingo.co.uk/wp-content...8/03/555m1.jpg

How can he be a bridesmaid looking like that? :bawling:

He has tried to convince me it's an act of God (looks at Benji)/ an immaculate conception...but he'd have to get up damm early to fool me.

Whodunnit? Poll coming.

...phantom pregnancy

ah, didn't include that option, damm.

yeah I think he's just been eating too many pork scratchings

Even I don't know how it happened :sad:

I used the time tested pull out method so it ain't me

You were probably drugged.

I think I was, I remember going out that night, but don't remember the rest :sad:

I suspect the birth will be very painful

Roy finally found the right guy in Lucas...


http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/organgrinder/TheWire400.jpg

:amazed:

I've bought my hat for the wedding. No dirty dawgs gonna knock Lucas up and not marry him. Shotgun at the ready.

I hope he pays for my child, I don't need to be going on Jeremy Kyle any-time soon, my reputation would be in tatters :sad:

What reputation? That's long gone. :p

Roy & Lucas make sure they have enough for the Wedding as Kate oversees things.

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