gym junkie vicar tackles sticky finger junkie
 

gym junkie vicar tackles sticky finger junkie


silence please,
morning service is about to resume,
and what is about to happen,
wont even leave the vicar immune.
it was intelligence led ,
Christine Cargill was on the prowl,
for Eric Mcdougall this is bad,
steeling from a church and god is foul.
so what did Christine do,
is she a trained defence sheriff,
no she is a assistant at St James's church,
its in West hampstead in a road called Sherriff.
blocking the way,
she then called to Andrew the vicar for mediation,
Andrew Cain and not batman intervened,
all i can say is, shocked was the congregation.
orders followed in a powerful voice,
"empty your pockets and kneel",
i want everything back,
all that you did conceal.
a mobile phone was produced,
along with a silver corkscrew,
but the £20 charity stall takings,
is enough to make the most hardened criminals spew.
Christine did judge,
i don't think the church will disagree, never,
the truth was spoke,
Ms Cargill said " he wasn't particularly clever".
at first he denied,
so the police i was going to phone,
i had to borrow his,
he had pinched it or it was the same clone.
so what is mr Cains presence,
is he over weight or slim,
with a body like Arnold swatznigar,
i no he attends the gym.
with 14 years service,
fear was not on my rating,
Andrew may have said it,
but even i feel he looks a fair bit intimidating.
is this the first time of bravery,
or has Andrew already faced a break and entry,
well at the elephant and castle in his birthday suit it happened,
but if he has given chase, he would have been streaker of the century.
mr Mcdougall pleaded guilty,
for stealing £150, a cork screw and the vicars phone,
he got sentenced to 2 months,
in her majesty's throne.
mr Mcdougall has the T-shirt,
for a previous burglary he has served time,
both will now run concurrent,
but his punishment is being in a cell next to me because of this rime.

(on a london bus last night i picked up this paper and when i got home i put this togther on this story - i hope you can all laugh at the end of my poem )

how do you find the time
to write poems that never rym
for every word that you read this writers habit you will feed
what will grow from this ink filled seed
what am i trying to achieve
do you doubt or believe
theres more to me than you can see

Didnt even get halfway thorugh it Joe before I had to give it up, why dont you just quote the article in the paper you stole? As opposed to puttting together this drivel that most people simply ignore, you make some good points, when you can be understood.

but if we can all understand each other - dose that not make the forum a bit boring ?

But isn't there a rule that all posts must be in English?
i would argue that the OP is breaking that rule...

THAT is not english, THAT is self-indulgent pig feed. imho.

THAT is not communication, that is self-publishing, attention-seeking HOGWASH.

You are on loads of forums
you post the same edits on every site.

You need to add Links for this section

umm..., what? no.

The whole point of a forum is for people to be able to communicate. Your random collection of words parading as "art" does not qualify as "communication". Sorry.

It's actually obnoxious too. I could make an argument for it being spamming. Srsly, It's horrible, don't do it again.

its the way i express myself,
if you do not like it, please leave this shelf.
there is no need to be vile,
i could do you a nice one and make you smile.
but you have to let get and dont be well gel,
its really unattractive and gives you a smell.
and once you are nice and have grace,
tibb for us all will be a better place.


got to go my nurse is calling cococococ co co

:laugh3:

Ggoth - have you seen mine nurse ? i need my medication ? if you see her tell her i am writting a poem on nurses and being late for medication lol


night night G goth i am going to bed - well tired.

:laugh: Night MadJoe, if I see your nurse I'll tell her to give you your injections :hug:

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm i thought u was going to say you will do it lol