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Shaun 16-03-2012 02:41 AM
Jousting [Reality TV contestant kicked off for punching horse in face]
 
Any fans?

http://www.taproot.com/wordpress/wp-...451-732005.jpg

Maia 16-03-2012 02:42 AM
Yes I have to say I am rather keen on a bit of jousting from time to time

King Gizzard 16-03-2012 02:45 AM
rofl

MTVN 16-03-2012 02:46 AM
It's alright to do every now and then :shrug:

Benjamin 16-03-2012 02:48 AM
Oh, I haven't been jousting for a few years. Tey family would often come together on a clear Sunday morn, don the armoury and have a jousting session. My grandmother was a dab hand at it.

Here she is taking down my cousin Cuthbert:

http://maryvictrix.files.wordpress.c...pg?w=450&h=300

Shaun 16-03-2012 02:49 AM
I'm not surprised, Nathan! Cuthbert's technique is all wrong.

Shaun 16-03-2012 02:49 AM
Oh terribly sorry, I mistook you for a friend of mine, Nathan.

King Gizzard 16-03-2012 02:49 AM
I've been to a couple of Romanian jousts, before it went mainstream

Benjamin 16-03-2012 02:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5021985)
Oh terribly sorry, I mistook you for a friend of mine, Nathan.
Don't make me joust you, you wouldn't like my big stick poking you.

Shaun 16-03-2012 02:53 AM
Is that a threat!!!

Benjamin 16-03-2012 02:54 AM
Maybe, could be a promise. One has yet to come to a final conclusion.

Locke. 16-03-2012 02:58 AM
How great are the little shows they put on at Camelot with the little actor guys fighting each other.

Feel like going to Camelot now

Benjamin 16-03-2012 03:05 AM
Lets organise a TiBB meet-up at Camelot. Where's Beastie to make this thread?

Locke. 16-03-2012 03:12 AM
Probably hiding behind some clothes rail, waiting, watching, until someone gets near enough for her to pounce on them and ask them plenty of pointless questions

King Gizzard 16-03-2012 03:12 AM
Beast will probably mistaken Camelot for came alot

Mystic Mock 16-03-2012 03:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5022040)
Beast will probably mistaken Camelot for came alot
:joker:

Benjamin 16-03-2012 03:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5022040)
Beast will probably mistaken Camelot for came alot
Up comes the Firenze I ate earlier.

King Gizzard 16-03-2012 03:22 AM
Didn't know you had a centaur fetish

Benjamin 16-03-2012 03:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 5022039)
Probably hiding behind some clothes rail, waiting, watching, until someone gets near enough for her to pounce on them and ask them plenty of pointless questions
:joker:

Benjamin 16-03-2012 03:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5022068)
Didn't know you had a centaur fetish
Who can resist 11.5 inches? Not me, that's for sure.

Omah 16-03-2012 03:46 AM
Truth is stranger than fiction .....
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_fencing

Quote:
Penis fencing is a mating behavior engaged in by certain species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic; each individual has both egg-producing ovaries and sperm-producing testes.

The flatworms "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The mating ritual involves a violent battle during which two hermaphroditic flatworms attempt to pierce the skin of one another with one of their penises. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other; the winner becomes the father. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser," who becomes the mother.
:eek:

Mystic Mock 16-03-2012 03:48 AM
You've found something weird and interesting at the same time there Omah.

Who wants to be a Mother?

Omah 16-03-2012 03:53 AM
Bonobos do it, too .....
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#...ocial_behavior

Quote:
Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male-male genital behavior. In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position.
:hug:

Benjamin 16-03-2012 03:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Omah (Post 5022132)
Quote:
Bonobo males occasionally engage in various forms of male-male genital behavior. In one form, two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while "penis fencing". This also may occur when two males rub their penises together while in face-to-face position.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#...ocial_behavior
Thought that was going to say something else then and I was getting ready to cringe.

Shaun 16-03-2012 08:52 AM
I cannot believe how relevant to TiBB this is:

Quote:
In an unprecedented bit of reality TV stupidity–and that's saying a lot–a contestant on the History Channel's Full Metal Jousting was thrown off the show for punching his horse in the face, marking a new low in what has already been a rough week for TV horses.

27-year-old Landon Morris, who has supposedly been riding horses since private school, socked the gentle equine giant after it allegedly stepped on his foot. Morris was immediately reprimanded by his coach Rod Walker, who called it "one of the stupidest things I've ever seen." Morris, however, saw nothing wrong with his behavior, claiming he "did it for the right reason."
- Reality TV
- Horses
- Jousting
- Violence

amazing


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