the water shortage - i have a solution 4.4.12
 

the water shortage - i have a solution 4.4.12

no i am not a engineer,
and you are entitled to say i am chatting out of my rear.
am i a genius at weather prediction,
then again you might see me as one long contradiction.
we are now on a ban with the hose pipe,
but i am going to dig and this pun will hype.
fields and fields of mass space,
now i am thinking storage, can you trace.
we are in hard times for work and its a pain,
think how many it would employ to dig a drain.
if its to hot get out of the oven,
we need people with common sense to govern.
dig more wholes and use a funnel,
then this problem will have a escape tunnel.

i need a drink lol

*facepalm*

Pretty sure if it was as simple as just digging a few holes...it would have been done by now :laugh:

Water in some places needs to be Turned off in Daytime.
That will help save water.

MADJoe has an equally insane relative.

jesus i new you was reborn and i am glad we have met - thank you for my recent prayers and granting me them.

ROFL. Subtle but true! :joker:

No water shortages in Scotland - so pah to your hosepipe bans.

anyway: befriend an oap who is housebound and has pretty garden - then whilst you're watering their garden (coz it's allowed) - you can sneak your car in as well.

see.. bit of lateral thinking is all that's needed.