The PERFECT level.of drunkenness?
 

What's your definition of the perfect level of drunkenness. I think I've achieved it tonight. Very rare. Lol. 3/4 of a bottle of wine, special offer £4 quid at Tesco. Put the rest back in thw fridge. Merry enough to tell everyone how lovely they are . Yet sober ish enough to be abke to type and converse lucidly.

P*** head

The point where I think I look like Brad Pitt with the abilities of Superman.

Smashed! thats perfect... :D

I'm just right. When I close my eyes the room spins, but only gently. I feel normal.

The bit when I get dancey.

this

This. Usually two glasses of champers and three pints of lager ....but to be honest I get dancey when sober too...get me near a dancefloor and I'm on it for a least two hours..

Just at the top of the hill I describe it.

You get tipsy and cannot stop laughing and then a tiny bit more drunk and its perfect.
But you have to be careful here because if you over do it you fall over the cliff and it can go two ways; you chunder or you get very emotional.

Yes, that's right Charlie. That's why I stopped. Feels just right. Tired though. Yhink Im off to bed. Probay wake at daft o clock and be back here.

When I fall asleep in my cellar and vomit on my best friend.

Then I know that might be a shot too many.

On a scale of 1-10, 6/7.

..no alcohol at all is just right...10/10

High on life are you ammi? :)

When you find everything funny but you still know what you're saying and can do things of your own accord.

..wouldn't exactly say high..but I prefer to have clear thinking

Once I get past a certain point and there is more available I'll drink as much as I can. But get a good buzz off like 7 pints. I'm different everytime I drink though, depends who I'm with, where I am, my state of mind.

..I guess alcohols a 'mood' thing..enhances whatever mood you're in

..I quite like watching people who are drunk..unless they're aggressive...or too loud...or want to hug you all the time

True, Its a depressant....If you go out in a bad mood and with people you don't like its a good bet you are going to have a sh*t night... haha

I never get agressive or anything. I'm one of those 'life and soul of the party' drunks lol

LOL..why would you want to go out in a bad mood with people you don't like

..that's ok..you'd probably make me smile then

Like Kate really... before the point where you start acting like an arse. I've never been so drunk I've not known what I'm doing or saying.

Well, say if it was pre arranged do ...like a birthday/engagement/christening...but you had a really pants day at work or a row with some div.
And there were family/friends of friends/partners crap friends/family there....
Voice of experience ammi...lol

..Ah..I see..I try to make sure I don't get invited anywhere..saves me a fortune in alcohol

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