Favourite quotes
 

Hi guys! What are you favourite quotes?

"if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's a duck"!

"common sense isnt all that common"

"Women are like teabags you never no how strong we are until they are put in hot water"

This is not really a quote but made me laugh - cashier on till "hi can i help you" customer " no i just waited in line for 5 minutes to say hi" haha

“The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
- Oscar Wilde

"It's your huff...you keep it".
-Pyramid

“The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.”
- Aristotle Onassis

“Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself.”
- Bill Gates

Careful who you sh*t on, on your way up - you might pass them again on your way down (or WTTE)

Very true.

Once a Bastard, always a Bastard! - Kate

:laugh:

If it doesn't look right, there is a 99% chance it isn't right.

That's also a very good one that is so true to life.

What's meant for you, won't go by you.

Also;

You make your own luck, chuck!

"cease the day and sh*t" - Space (Dead Set)

"It's all ifs and buts though, init. If my Auntie had bollocks, she'd be my Uncle." - My mate after an Albion game.

and

Be careful who you kick on your way up .. they kick you twice as hard on your way back down. :tongue:

So true though.

1 of my favourites is -

"Every day may not be good, but theres something good in every day"

When you have a sh!t day its good to reflect on well what was alright.

That's it Jords! I couldn't be bothered going checking the exact version, but that's the very one!

''All that's necessary for evil to triumph/succeed is for good men to do nothing''.

Words to that effect anyway,Edmund Burke,I think.

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans". - John Lennon.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
Baltasar Gracian

A closed mouth gathers no foot - My desk calendar.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway!
Homer Simpson

Well, tickle me pink and call me woof!
Brendan Brady

Brendan to Ste : Hey Justin Bieber! :joker:

"There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid."
John Fowles

Sorry, Niamh! :blush2: I'll throw in another quote : Be nice to people on the way up, because you meet them on the way down.
Jimmy Durante

"Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless." -Homer J. Simpson

The road to success is always under construction.
Author unknown

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity.
Albert Einstein