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Marc 10-04-2012 10:25 AM

Pale is The New Tan
 
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Website PaleIsTheNewTan.com has dedicated its pages to lampooning the culture of sun worshipers and sun block abusers across the globe. And the results of their efforts may frighten you.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1rdE9qIqt
Basically a website of terrible (real and) fake tans.

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/

Some pictures;

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...92_470x600.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...51_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...99_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...08_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...59_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...04_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...97_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...32_470x413.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...37_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...11_470x423.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...83_470x508.jpg

Simply amazing; some people think they actually look good with a giantic orange face :joker:

Lee. 10-04-2012 10:29 AM

That guy in the pink shirt is taking the piss surely!

Me. I Am Salman 10-04-2012 10:30 AM

the second one :laugh3:

Marc 10-04-2012 10:30 AM

My favourites are the douches' in the 8th picture, so bad. haha

Boothy 10-04-2012 10:31 AM

The last one looks horribly sore.

Lee. 10-04-2012 10:32 AM

The last one is what I would refer to as a "Scottish tan"

Marc 10-04-2012 10:33 AM

:joker: So painful

Pyramid* 10-04-2012 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 5071702)
The last one is what I would refer to as a "Scottish tan"

:joker:

Ammi 10-04-2012 10:56 AM

..an interesting study of future skin cancer an dirty bed sheets

Niamh. 10-04-2012 11:06 AM

I think a nice "glow" can make you look a lot better, not a fan of the orange look though :laugh:

Patrick 10-04-2012 11:55 AM

Going to send this whole website to anyone on Facebook who ******ing dares take the piss out of my tan. :idc:

Marc 10-04-2012 11:57 AM

Oh.. you have a tan?

Niamh. 10-04-2012 11:59 AM

:laugh2:

Patrick 10-04-2012 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5071894)
Oh.. you have a tan?

Aye, I can't see it though - but everyone else can :laugh:

Mrluvaluva 10-04-2012 12:14 PM

Getting a nice burn can save you money though, as in the need to buy a vest (6th photo).

Great look. Best achieved with chip fat or oil, in the garden, on a bank holiday.

Benjamin 10-04-2012 12:43 PM

My friend has started her own Organic spray tan business and whilst trying to promote it one girl she spoke to said that she preferred the orange look. We were were amused, she clearly was orange, but the fact that she liked looking like a cross between a satsuma and an oompa-loompa. :joker:

Benjamin 10-04-2012 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 5071928)
Getting a nice burn can save you money though, as in the need to buy a vest (6th photo).

Great look. Best achieved with chip fat or oil, in the garden, on a bank holiday.

:joker:

Niamh. 10-04-2012 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5071947)
My friend has started her own Organic spray tan business and whilst trying to promote it one girl she spoke to said that she preferred the orange look. We were were amused, she clearly was orange, but the fact that she liked looking like a cross between a satsuma and an oompa-loompa. :joker:

lmao, I always assumed these people just didn't realise they were orange :joker:

Marc 10-04-2012 12:51 PM

I just don't think it looks at all good. It looks silly

Ammi 10-04-2012 12:56 PM

:lovedup:

Benjamin 10-04-2012 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 5071958)
:lovedup:

This still makes me laugh. One of the best moments of all the BB's.

Marc 10-04-2012 12:58 PM

I never watched last season, but that clip is genuis

Jordan. 10-04-2012 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5071684)

Looks like two blonde boothys

Kizzy 10-04-2012 01:07 PM

i hate sunbeds! fell out with a good friend over them.... She was addicted and I was terrified for her, she couldn't see the dangers.Like these guys she thought it made her look healthier and more attractive.
I have only used a sunbed once. But I do ambre solaire sometimes

Marc 10-04-2012 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5071971)
Looks like two blonde boothys

:laugh2:


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