Could everyone who got a PM from me recently
 

Please hurry up and respond to this thread with faux confusion as to what on earth I'm talking about.

Anyone who didn't get one, and is genuinely interested as to wtf I'm talking about, feel free to PM me ;)

[this is about eurovision btw. yeah. :whistle:]

The cheek of some people :bored:

I'm glad you could come to me with your problems.

always here xoxox

Shaun, no I won't have a threesome with you and Scott, whether Scott said he's up for it or not! Honestly. Tsk.

:joker:

kate pls

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...73222956_n.jpg

:joker:

Can I just take you up on your offer and ignore Niamh's or do I have to tell her I've already agreed to get married to you?

You could always do us both Greg, we offer different things :evilgrin:

How enticing! :evilgrin:

I don't think crabs is a good thing to offer somebody...

The crabs are what Shaun offers :idc:

..I told you Shaun..keep using the cream..it will go away eventually
..stop worrying

I asked for confusion, not slander :bawling:

Sometimes slander is the highest form of flattery.




You manky old slut.

im terrible with these sorts of things

No

stay classy

You could always substitute the meringue with whipped cream but I don't think it would taste the same, it's best to stick to the recipe I think

Wouldn't that inflame the boils even more though?

I wouldn't advise putting lemon meringue pie on your boils...I thought he was going to eat it, not wear it...

:lovedup: these replies are genius.

:joker:

..I don't know....even Delia Smith's lemon merangue pie recipe requires rather a lengthy boil
..I don't know whether Shaun's is lengthy enough..if not my advice would be to reduce the quantities

No, he said it was too long.... that's why he needs the retractable whisk and spatula