daily express front page 5.5.12
 

winter to last till June DAILY EXPRESS 5.5.12

don't get out of the paddling pool,
we must not even do the races at the derby,
forget the shrimps,
i am going to return my disposal barbe.
its going to be harsh,
June is not going to be flaming,
is this a fake headline,
the daily express we can be blaming.
today is the 5 of May,
and blow me down today's forecast was wrong,
they clearly said dry today,
and the rain was actually quite strong.
did you want more,
i don't have a "pudding" but proof,
they said last year was going to be a sizzler,
it was so wet, in nearly caved my roof.
Daily Express paper would you help,
my poem please publish with all my pleasure,
because i may not no about poetry,
but you certainly don't have a clue about the weather.

(with out sounding rude - i am not falling for it this year - i am simply not listening to the weather people as they no as much as me - zero - thats why i am going to wake up and what ever god gives i will deal with - as they always get god messaged mixed up or back to front ? - or am i being harsh ? are they nearly right and just slightly wrong on most days ?)