Jesus Christ
 

You will never guess what just happened. I am in a bit of shock actually.

It involved a resident who lives in my block, knocking on my door, bringing a bottle of wine, when I do not really know him. And he had fishnets on....

Seriously, I couldn't make this up. I was a bit scared.

What did you do Mister L :amazed:

inb4 jesus.h.christ coming in and saying it was him

let 'her' down genty..... And keep your door locked :)

Better open him up and let him in

..not a euphemism

'ello luvvah wud ya like a sip of me fizzly liquid

Well I have seen him before to say hello to and he wasn't really talkative. Then I was having a cigarette outside tonight, and he started chatting for a couple of minutes. I came in, and about 20 mins later there was a knock at the door. He offered a bottle of wine and suggested he was being neighbourly and I didn't like to say no. It was only when he came in, and in taking his shoes off and sitting down, I noticed he had fishnet tights on.

The atmosphere soon got a bit awkward and I think I made it clear I wanted him to leave soon after, which he thankfully did. I'm not going into details but it was very weird.

I kept on thinking about serial killers whilst he was here. I hope he's not going to harass me now as although he seemed very chilled, he just wasn't quite with it.

Nobody wants to touch your frothy apple juice. :nono:

I still think there was a conspiracy behind that, cartoned apple juice doesnt just become cider :suspect:

My god, I wouldn't let psychos into my house. It's like something you see on Crimewatch. :bawling:

I wish people would visit me and offer me stuff :sad:

Sounds like he doesn't care about boundaries and that he mistook your friendliness.

I think he had been drinking and had taken other substances too. He was rather chilled though, and wasn't falling about the place. I just thought he was being friendly as other people in the place have done before. I've been invited to parties and been in others flats. He started to ask the same questions 3 or 4 times over. Maybe he just has a penchant for fishnet stockings? I supposes I should not judge.

did you have sex

Only the 3 times.

:nono:

i knew you could do it :love:

Seriously Scott it was a bit freaky. (not the sex)