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waterhog 03-06-2012 04:56 PM

a general laugh and a joke -
 
my high ? drive - what's the missing word ? 03.06.12

round and round,
i love to push,
in and out,
i go over any bush.
do i go strictly straight,
is there any bend,
these acts,
will make your spine suspend.
OMG i am hot,
off me the sweat is dripping,
this is such good fun,
my heart beat has no skipping.
the structure is fantastic,
its such a solid frame,
and when we touch,
your jealousy i don't blame.
its not all roses,
this ride dose get dirty,
some days i am disgusted with the filth,
and when the mins exceed thirty.
has the reader guessed,
the missing word please label,
and if you are inappropriate,
a wrong guess will prove the reader is unstable.
what am i talking about,
guess the missing word, or i am on poem strike,
and until someone gets it right,
i am not getting on my poem bike.

(hello everyone on this message board. i did have so much fun writing this double meaning poem, and i do hope no offence is caused and you all enjoy
reading it. can you guess what i am talking about ? all the clues are in my poem but it is not as simple as it may seem - i will check this message board later,as i am going to post my poem on a few other message boards, and the person to have guessed correctly - wins a star personal poem about what ever they want me to write them one on. it can be funny serious - harsh - or light - and i am up for a challenge and the winner can choose. i just hope it is not as lame as this the one above. - so get your guess's in pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.)

_Seth 03-06-2012 04:58 PM

Do be quiet. :rolleyes:

Jack_ 03-06-2012 05:01 PM

no1curr

King Gizzard 03-06-2012 05:02 PM

Great poem again, don't listen to these haters

Mrluvaluva 03-06-2012 05:09 PM

adrenalin?

Callum 03-06-2012 05:14 PM

Nope, not funny in the slightest. I cringed.

waterhog 03-06-2012 08:34 PM

thank you nathan - but maybe i have to take the hint - i was always a bit slow at getting things - maybe it is time for me to put down my pen.

well untill tuesday when BB starts.


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